Animorphs Fan Fic part 1

Part 1: Plot Convince

   Hi my name is jake, and it's been about 15 years since I retardedly chose to drive a Yeerk bug ship into a blade ship outta dumb and unexplained reasons because my "overload Mrs. Applegate" made me do so, soo where to leave off?
Whamm!! "Ahh shit, Jake you fucking retard!!" Marco shouted through a haze of the crash aftermath. "I thought you made it clear this type of rash shit decision making is what you said you would avoid this time?"
"Haha well you know me Marco, I've deteriorated so much mentally I can't cope with reality unless I fuck things up intentionally, yuck yuck" I spewed half serious while picking my self up.
I took a sharp glacé around to discover everyone except Marco, Tobias and I where all dead.
"I think I shit my pants on impact" Marco declared
"Lovely" Tobias rang back morphing human as to maneuver around better.
"Haha you dumb shit humans really thought ramming a advanced alien ship for which you have no knowledge of its hypothetically superior metal and technology would actually work?" The ones thought speak sang loudly
"Ahh fuck now your gonna finish us off huh?" Marco replied
"No, in fact I'm going to been you back to earth because reasons"
"Or because no fanfic could ever work with pickin up where things left off?" I asked
"Yup, that's about right" the one agreed
Everything went a completely new color I've never seen before and suddenly our ship was sent back to earth landing just off the coast of California, probly for convenience