Pillsbury Dough Boy and Saint Nicholas

The start

Pillsbury woke up feeling quite aroused knowing that today is Christmas Eve that tonight he gets to see his secret love, Saint Nicholas. Pillsbury had to get all dolled up for the occasion, then he got his best outfit on just for Saint Nick. Pillsbury decided to bake cookies for his Mcdreamy weenie. Pillsbury made the "Pillsbury™ Ready to Bake™ Snowman Shape™ Sugar Cookie Dough". He was quite excited for his boy toy to be coming tonight, he lit the fire place, surrounded rose petals by it, lit candles, then he got out his finest glasses and poured wine in both on the glasses. He sat in a wooden rocking chair waiting for Santa Claus.

Then that time came, for his lover. Saint Nicholas came to his house with something throbbing in his pants,
"Hey baby~" saint Nicholas says seductively
"Hi daddy Waddy~" replys Pillsbury in a sweet submissive voice. 
"So what are we doing tonight~?" Asks Santa seductively. Pillsbury replys
"You know what~"