Rip-off Bench Trio; My friends (quotes n stuff)

INCORRECT QUOTES

Alyza: If you had to choose between Leyah and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Baguette: That depends, how much money are we talking about?
Leyah: Baguette!
Alyza: 63 cents.
Baguette: I'll take the money.
Leyah: BAGUETTE!!!

Literally almost doxed myself with that one

*The squad is talking about what it'd be like to open up a homemade Pokemon gym*

Alyza, joking: Leyah's just sitting at the end, juggling- fushigi-ing 2 glass balls, in super tight pants, just waiting for their kid delivery once they best their minions.

Leyah: Well they would be Pokeballs. And also it's not a kid delivery. There's no fucking guarantee that a kid that comes into the beginning of my crucible makes it to the end of it undefeated.

Leyah: In fact, I'm gonna stack this gym! With fuckin pros!

Leyah: It's- It's gonna be brutal. It's gonna be a torture gym.

Baguette: Well- Well what's the theme? Are you like- is it a bug theme, or like-

Leyah: YEAH, BAGUETTE. UH- UH- UH- UH YEAH BAGUETTE. IM GONNA OPEN UP A BUG TYPE POKEMON GYM. YOU IDIOT.

Leyah: YEAH THAT'S WHAT I WANT, BECAUSE I WANNA GIVE- I WANNA SHIT OUT BADGES FOR EVERY HAM AND EGGER THAT COMES TO MY FRONT DOOR.

Alyza: *Cracking up*

Leyah: YEAH, BAGUETTE. 'Uhh, go Caterpie! >~>' That's me, you FUCKING imbecile. 'Yeah go- uhhh- d-do your best, Kakuna!'

Leyah: WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING TALKING ABOU- Yeah a ~bug type~ gym.

Baguette:

Alyza: Okaaay-

Baguette: Alright, um, I'm gonna go. I've embarrassed myself...

Alyza: Maybe fire? Fire type?

Baguette: Yeah fire-based? Like- have fires?

Leyah: Yeah, yeah I'll probably just- That's a good idea Alyza I'll probably just do a fire type one... SO THAT ONE KID WITH ONE BLASTOISE CAN FUCK UP MY WHOLE SHOP.

Leyah: KILLED ALL OF US WITH ONE BLASTOISE, HUH? WOW. SHIT I SHOULD'VE-

Baguette: Just do rock, then! Just do rock type!

Leyah, voice dripping with contempt: The same Blastoise...

Alyza: If Leyah and I were drowning, who would you save?

Baguette: You two can't swim?

Leyah: It's a hypothetical question, Baguette! who would you save?

Baguette: my time and effort.

Alyza, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Leyah, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Baguette, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Adelle, trembling: What are we playing

Alyza: Leyah isn't answering their phone
Baguette: I'll call
Alyza: Adelle and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Leyah: Hello?

Alyza: Hah! 69! You know what that means?
Leyah: What?
Baguette: That you're a child.
Adelle: HOW'D YOU GUESS MY IQ!?

Alyza: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Leyah: Rude.
Baguette: That's fair.
Adelle: Not again.
Summah: Are you going to want this back?

Alyza: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Baguette will and will not eat.
Leyah: Grass? Yes!
Alyza: Moss? Yes!!
Leyah: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
Alyza: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Leyah: Worms? Sometimes!
Alyza: Rocks? Usually nah.
Leyah: Twigs? Usually!
Alyza: Summah's cooking? Inconclusive!
Adelle: How did you... test this?
Alyza: You just hand them stuff and say 'eat this' and if they eat it, they eat it.
Adelle: ... I don't know how to feel about this.
Summah: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

Alyza: What's something you guys are better than Leyah at?
Baguette: Mario Kart.
Adelle: Yeah, video games.
Summah: Emotional vulnerability.