Lawyer: Noah? I Just finished my test and I'm so happy! I got 99.5/100
Scammer: Cooooooolll. :D
Scammer: I love you. <3
Lawyer: Me too. <3
Lawyer: Mind if I come over??
Scammer: Sure, but i got some geek staying over, faked being on maternity leave to get out of work.
Lawyer: I'm assuming it's a he?
Scammer: Yeah.
Lawyer: Are workers these days that stupid?
Scammer: Unfortunately.
Lawyer: Wait Noah, sorry I can't come over. I just remembered I had an assignment to finish, sorry.
Scammer: Seriously?? This is like what? The 5th time?
Scammer: Sorry, I overreacted, hope you finish it soon with good marks.
Lawyer: Thanks! Love you
Scammer: Love you too.
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Noah sighed and looked at Cody, playing Mario kart.
:"When will you get back to work?" Noah asked.
Cody focused on playing but responded "when I want to"
:Noah rolled his eyes, "Gosh, you're ridiculous."
Cody "Woah watch out, a new Harold in town?" he giggled.
"Never compare me to that nasty nerd" Noah retorted.
Cody chuckled "He's not that bad once you get to know him".
Noah rolled his eyes once more and got up "I'm going to study".
He left for his room, leaving a game addicted Cody in the living room, eyes attached to the screen.
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Regina George: Guys
Regina George: Basically I got the antagonist role and Blahlejandro gets the protagonist role
LABOMBA: I can see why you got the antag role
Regina George: cmon I cant be THAT bad
LABOMBA: Your head is so stuck up your nonexistent ass that its been taken to the void spoiled mall shopping daddys girl too stuck up and bald
Regina George: Wannabe nikki trash fashion sense ghetto hoodian gun carrying dweeb
Jailbird: Ha you probably said she carries a gun bc she black
LABOMBA: not only you stuck up but your racist? Okay square up girl ill show you whos boss
Regina George: I AM NOT RACUST
Alehotso: I believe it's spelt racist, amor.
Regina George: SHUt It
Alehotso: I did not come here to argue, querido, I came here in search of Noah.
Alehotso: He has not responded to any of my texts.
Codemeister: Maybe becuase hes busy??
Codemeister: Unlike you noah deidcates his time to make sure i live well in his property
Alehotso: Like I said, Amigo, I have more sexual tension with Noah than you'll ever have in your lifetime. :)
Codemeister: Well atleast Noah likes me.
Alehotso: Please, I will work my way eventually, Noah will give in at some point!
Japarty: Bromies ydk that noah has a girlfriend right
Alehotso: What
Codemeister: What
Gothy: Right Noahs dating that hot lawyer chick emma
BFFFLWK: theyre relarionhip was SIOOOO CUTE!!!
ssentohreh: Whos Noah?
SPORTS!: Nolan/Noelle/Nora/Noa/Noella/Nick/Nash
Ssentohreh: OHHH!!! Yeah ikr theur relatonshio was so qur!
Regina George: What?
Iron Women: Let the witch figure it herself, DJ.
Bunny: Awh man, I wanted to help
Iron Women: You're helping me by ignoring her.
Regina George: HEY!
Iron Women: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Regina George: Sits down and doesn't move a muscle while twirling hair innocently
Hottie: Love the roleplay, acting took a toll on you huh??
CIT!!!!: Guys, I've read the groupchat and I don't think we should be talking about others' personal lives without them knowing.
Gothy: I agree with Court.
Regina George: I also agree with Courtney.
Genius: You're only agreeing because you like her, Gwen and Heather.
BFFFWK: You were here the WHOLE TIME?!?!
Genius: Yeah, I have a girlfriend, so? Did you guys genuinely like me?
Alehotso: NO!
Codemeister: YOU GUYS KNOW GWEN IS MY ONLY GIRL?
Gothy: Ew.
Genius: Right, so it's settled.
Genius: Bye.
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Cody stared at the phone for a while 'dating someone.. My chances are zero.
'Why does everyone I like fall in love with another?' Cody thought as he started pressing the buttons on the switch harder.
Cody was upset, he kept smashing and spamming until...
'POP'.
Cody looked down at the switch and saw he had popped a button out, panicking Cody hid it and switched from gaming to watching sports instead.
He didn't watch at all, he just thought of Noah the whole time.
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Alejandro was upset, first Heather now Noah
Did the world really detest him that much to make any person who knows him fade away?
Alejandro couldn't help but be sad.
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Gothy: Noah can I have your gfs number??
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