As an intro to the book itself, here is what I think each of the guys would name their kids if they ever had any in an alternate universe:
NAPOLEON DYNAMITE
GIRL = Starshine 'Starry' Io Dynamite
BOY = Gulliver Rex Dynamite
DONNIE DARKO
GIRL = Aurora Francine Darko
BOY = Elliott Franklin Darko
EDWARD NASHTON/THE RIDDLER
GIRL = Sophia Mystery Nashton
BOY = Lancelot 'Lance' Cryptic Nashton
(I can see them being the siblings of Enigma in the comics)
PATRICK BATEMAN
GIRL = Vivienne Brielle Bateman
BOY = Avery Preston Bateman
NEIL MCCORMICK
GIRL = Iris April McCormick
BOY = Evan Brian McCormick
BUCKY BARNES
GIRL = Sarah Rebecca Barnes
BOY = Joseph Steven Barnes
MARK RENTON
GIRL = Jane Marie Renton
BOY = Finn Reid Renton
MCLOVIN
GIRL = Nova Scotia-Bliss
BOY = Maximus 'Maxy' Prime
(I imagine he is pretty shit at choosing names for his kids, so he kind of takes the piss a little bit)
SCOTT PILGRIM
GIRL = Aerith Zelda Pilgrim
BOY = Eddie Link Pilgrim
BRADLEY 'ROOSTER' BRADSHAW
GIRL = Aria Carole Bradshaw (Callsign: Swan)
BOY = Jett Maverick Bradshaw (Callsign: Fetch)
TYLER DURDEN
GIRL = Jezebel Echo Durden
BOY = Axel Jack Durden
CHRISTIAN
GIRL = Celeste Violet
BOY = Henri Tristan
BALE! BRUCE WAYNE
GIRL = Magnolia Martha Wayne
BOY = Gray Thomas Wayne
(If we exclude Batman's 1000 other kids in the comics and focus on the Dark Knight Trilogy movies, I can see these two being Bruce and Selina's kids post-Dark Knight Rises)
MR. PINK
GIRL = Scarlett (Miss Scarlett)
BOY = Rust (Master Rusty)
ALEX DELARGE
GIRL = Vertigo-Fern Silky DeLarge
BOY = Oddity-O Ludwig DeLarge
ROBBIE JENNINGS
GIRL = Melody Lyra Jennings
BOY = Jude Damien Jennings
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My Favourite Movie Men Imagines/Headcannons 🖤
FanfictionFluffy, Smutty and Angsty imagines/headcannons of some of my favourite men from different movies ✨ The characters that I will be writing about in this book include: - Napoleon Dynamite - Donnie Darko - Edward Nashton/The Riddler (Th...
