Rock, Fire, COW!

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N and Uzi head to the Other island attached to the jungle island.

Uzi: Looks like there's 2 Gold Crystals right here.

Unsurprisingly, It was a Trap set up by a Giant Snake, because that's a thing.

N: Ahh! A Snake! Uzi! Got any weapons!!!??!!

Uzi: Nope.

N uses his Guns and started shooting the Snake.

Snake: Ow! What the fuck man?

N: oh.... Sorry dude, I'm here to kill you.

Snake: Fuck. Okay it's time to Kill you.

He swings his tail at N but Uzi catches it and Throws the snake off the island.

Uzi grabs the crystals and they go back to the home Island.

Uzi: Hey N, I found this Flame thrower on the way here. I WIELD THE POWER OF FIRE!!! 😈😈

N: I wield the power of.... Cows!!!

Uzi: Wut?

N just summons a cow out of thin air.

Uzi: Rock, Fire COW!!

She Burns the cow, watching it Die.

N: Nooooooooo!!!! He had a wife and 2 kids 😭😭

Uzi: How the hell do you even know that? You just summoned it out of nowhere?

BAM!!!

Uzi and N look and see There's some Giant Robot on The Fucking Moon!

Uzi: N, You thinking what I'm Thinking?

N: Plan a Proper funeral for the Cow?

Uzi: Yeah, Fuck That! Let's take down that giant Robot.

N: You're Mean 😞

Uzi: Oh stop Being such a pussy.

They fly to the Fucking Moon and encounter the Giant Robot who was drilling into the moon.

Robot: So close to discovering the Gold Crystal in here.

Uzi: A Crystal you say?

Robot: Yes! And when I have it, I'll take over the gala-

Uzi: Yeah yeah yeah, You Bad guys are like 2 cents a pop.

She jumps into the Moon and grabs the Crystal.

Uzi: Done, bye.

Robot: Well jokes on you, I have another one right h-

N shoots the robot and steals his crystal.

Uzi: Alright. That's 9. 7 left.

N: Ya know what I just Realized.

Uzi: What?

N: We.... Never finished that basement in the desert area.

............

Uzi: Bite Me!

End of Chapter

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