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𝙷𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚘! 𝙷𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚘!

𝚂𝚊𝚕𝚞𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜! 𝙶𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚋𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚒𝚛! 𝚈𝚎𝚜, 𝙸 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚊 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚎, 𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚜𝚝𝚢𝚕𝚎 𝚝𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝙷𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚘 𝚊 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚊𝚍𝚌𝚊𝚜𝚝! 𝚂𝚒𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚕𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜, 𝚛𝚎𝚓𝚘𝚒𝚌𝚎! 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝙰𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙸 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚏𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚊𝚍𝚌𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚖𝚢 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍, 𝚅𝚒𝚛𝚢𝚖𝚒, 𝚒𝚜 𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚎. 𝙻𝚊𝚝𝚎. 𝙰𝚗𝚢𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜, 𝚝𝚘𝚍𝚊𝚢'𝚜 𝚜𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖 𝚒𝚜 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙾𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚘𝚛𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝙳𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑, 𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙿𝙴𝚁!

(𝙸𝚗𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚝 𝚕𝚘𝚠 𝚙𝚒𝚝𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚍 𝚜𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖)

𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚕𝚘𝚠 𝚙𝚒𝚝𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚍 𝚜𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖! 𝙽𝚘𝚠 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚗, 𝙸 𝚜𝚑𝚊-

HELLO HELLO! My name's Bill Cipher a. D I'm a good old friend of Alastor here! I'm so excited to be here, Alastor! I'm so glad you invited me to this wonderful plac-

𝙸 𝚍𝚒𝚍 𝙽𝙾𝚃 𝚒𝚗𝚟𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞. 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚋𝚞𝚛𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚒𝚗. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚛𝚞𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚖𝚎...

Oh come on Al! Stop being a party pooper! As Virymi said... That's what she said right? Yeah I think she did.

𝕎𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕗𝕦𝕔-

𝙽𝚘𝚠, 𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚛. 𝙻𝚎𝚝'𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚌𝚞𝚛𝚜𝚎.

𝕐𝕖𝕒𝕙 𝕠𝕜... ℍ𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕠 𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪𝕠𝕟𝕖! 𝕀𝕥'𝕤 𝕞𝕖, 𝕍𝕚𝕣𝕪𝕞𝕚!! ℍ𝕖𝕪𝕒. 𝕊𝕠𝕠𝕠...

(Author- Chan coming In and pausing everything)

Hello everyone! It's me! Ur author. So I wanted to say that Virymi is now from Fundamental Paper Education and she's a security guard there! Alright then! That's all! Baiiii!

(Author-chan leaves and everything turns back to normal?)

𝙷𝚘𝚠 𝚒𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚗𝚎𝚠 𝚓𝚘𝚋, 𝚅𝚒𝚛𝚢𝚖𝚒?

ℂ𝕠𝕠𝕝, 𝕔𝕠𝕠𝕝, 𝕗𝕦𝕟, 𝕗𝕦𝕟.

That's great, Vir!

ℝ𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥... 𝕊𝕠 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕖𝕟𝕖𝕕 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕞 𝕒𝕘𝕒𝕚𝕟?

It was low pitched!

𝚅𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚕𝚘𝚠 𝚙𝚒𝚝𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚍, 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚛.

𝔸𝕙. 𝕀 𝕤𝕖𝕖. 𝕆𝕜... 𝕎𝕖𝕝𝕡, 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥'𝕤 𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕥𝕠𝕕𝕒𝕪! 𝕊𝕠𝕣𝕣𝕪 𝕚𝕗 𝕨𝕖 𝕨𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕝𝕒𝕥𝕖 𝕥𝕠 𝕕𝕠 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤. 𝕎𝕖 𝕨𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪 𝕓𝕦𝕤𝕪.

Yup!

𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚕𝚞𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜, 𝙱𝚒𝚕𝚕.

𝕊𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕥𝕚𝕞𝕖𝕤 𝕙𝕖 𝕚𝕤.

𝚂𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚕. 𝚂𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝙰𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛,

𝕍𝕚𝕣𝕪𝕞𝕚,

And Bill Fu€k!ng Cipher!

𝙽𝚘 𝚜𝚠𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐.

Don't care!

𝔸𝕝𝕝 𝕤𝕚𝕘𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕠𝕗𝕗....

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