the 5th lad ( the inbetweeners male reader insert)

first day

*(y/n) pov*

First day went as you'd expect. for me

girl 1" morning hot stuff"

girl 2" my my your looking dashing today"

yep thats my life. can't go one day in school without women practically throwing themselves at me

Charlotte"(flirty) morning (l/n)"

Charlotte Hinchcliffe. arguably one of the most attractive girls in school. and a complete simp for me. to the point where I'm positive she has a photo of me she kisses every night before bed

( she dose )

(y/n)" hello. Charlotte"

Charlotte"( flirty ) so. you free this weekend"

(y/n)" almost always"

Charlotte" ( flirty ) well. I was thinking maybe we could-"

(y/n)" I thought you were dating cunt Mark"

Donovan" I HERED THAT"

(y/n)" WELL I WASNT TRYING FOR YOU NOT TO HEAR ME FUCK HEAD. ILL SHANK YOU UP BLOOD"

*timeskip*

(y/n)" how's the new kid your being forced to help si?"

simon" shit. God im exhausted"

neil" we just had 10 weeks off"

jay" yeah but he spent the last 10 weeks wanking 3 times a day"

we chucke

simon" yes. I've had 200 wanks. my cock is like a pepirami"

carly" who's cockspur like what?"

simon" oh. carly. its just. nothing"

jay" you coming to the pub tonight then. ill be there"

carly" great"

(y/n)" I'm driving"

carly" oh. ok. you going simon?"