"Baby, I could slow down If that's what you need me to do We can go another round Maybe to a new altitude"
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Alaska was dressed in a green and black over sized sweater she stole from Ant, black shorts and doc martins, she started at Amerie mouth agape, Amerie was currently shoving fries in her mouth like there's no tomorrow
"JoJo doesnt deserve this" she said with her mouth full, "Neither of you do" Darren shook their head
"I didnt think Harps would go this far" Alaska added watching Quinni draw
"Yeah, she's lower than a snake's asshole. No one at school believes it, right?" she asked as Alaska and Darren looked each other
"Pshh!"
"No, of course not" they said at the same time, Quinni looked up at the two
"Id rather hear it from you guys than some dickhead in the quad tomorrow" Amerie said putting her drink down
"It's just the usual gossip" Alaska nodded
"Half the stuff they're saying is so out there, it's practically fantasy" Darren nodded
"Just tell me" Amerie sighed
"You scissored in the science lab-" Darren started
"-used a glue stick as a strap on-" Alaska added
"-and your safe word is cat-flap" Darren finished as Quinni held up her drawing of a horse
"Oh, Martelle said your finger banged behind the vaulting horse, but we all know that's because she has a gymnastics fetish" Alaska said quickly as she ate a fry
"Oh, my God. Jesus. Did you see Malakai? What does he think?" Amerie asked, "He wasn't in school today"
"Lets talk about how Alaska and Ant finally made it official" Darren spoke up as the three smiled at her
"How did you know before me!" Amerie groaned, "The A necklace, duh?"
"That could just mean Alaska" Alaska shrugged, "Oh, please. We saw the L one Ant was wearing, and he only ever calls you Laska" Quinni wrote down on a paper as Darren and Amerie nodded
"Ok, fine! He asked me out last night, and then i asked him out" Alaska smiled as she felt her cheeks heat up
"That's so cute" Darren smiled excitedly, "Wait, so you asked each other out?" Amerie asked confused
"Well i went to set my room up to ask him out, and then when i walked into my room he was in there and it was all cute and shit. He asked me out and after i agreed, i grabbed the stuff from my closet and asked him. But like, we got each other matching bears and necklaces. I think we're weirdly meant to be" Alaska explained happily as Amerie squealed excitedly
"No way! That's so cute"
"Sounds like a scene from a movie" Darren said chewing on his straw, "I'm actually in love. I couldn't believe it at first cause its been years, but i think this is the happiest I've ever been"
"I think we've all been waiting for him to ask you out" Amerie chuckled, "Oh, no doubt"
Dressed in short jean shorts, a black crop top and high top converse, Alaska stood with Ant, Sasha, Spider, Dusty and Missy
"Ah, i cant believe this gronk is back" Spider said once he noticed Amerie, "Shouldn't you be in therapy or something? Show us on the doll where she flicked your bean" he added as Alaska slapped him
"Shut the fuck up"
Amerie dropped her bag once she noticed Harper walking down the halls, "Am, dont"
"Just leave her alone, Spider" Dusty said looking at him, "Have you got a hard on for her now?"
"Do you ever stop talking shit? Seriously, man, it didnt even happen. So just shut the fuck up"
"Oi, watch out" Ant said shutting them both up as Amerie pushed Harper
"Why did you say that i slept with her?" Amerie asked pushing her once more, and then holding her against teh wall
"You got sick of ruining my life, so you're ruining JoJo's as well?" she added
"If i told you i didnt do it, would you even believe me?" Harper asked as Amerie shook her head
"No. Because you're a fucking liar!" she yelled
"Fine. I did it" Harper said as Amerie let go of her
"I cant believe they used to be friends" Darren said as Alaska noticed Spider whisper something to Ant
"And just like that... Ding-dong! The bitch is gone" Darren said as they, Quinni, Amerie and Alaska watched Harper clean her locker out
"Expulsion" they sing sang as Miss Woodsy turned to them, "Sorry, Miss"
"I cant believe she just admitted it like that" Amerie said closing her locker, "The war is over, babes. You never have to see her stupid face again"
"Hey" Dusty said walking over to the four, "hey" Am smiled
"Do you wanna ditch the next class with me?" he asked as she nodded, "Yeah. Yeah, ok"
"Im tired, i was up all night watching jelly wrestle" Alaska heard Spider say as she made her way into the next SLT classroom and next to Ant
"I thought this shit was canceled" Dusty said as him and Alaska did their handshake
"Ok, can everyone take their seats. Get off the table, Spencer!" Miss Woodsy said coming into the class
"Ok. Are we a full contingent today? Where's Malakai?"
"Uh... He's not here, Miss, he's gone my country" Missy spoke up, "Oh, like overseas?" Ant asked as Alaska sighed
"No, the bush" she said looking at him as he nodded, "Did you have an extra bowl of stupid this morning, Anthony?"
"Miss!"
"uh, Miss, why have we moved classrooms?" Sasha asked putting her hand down, "And where's Miss Obah?" Darren added
"Miss Obah will not be the sexual literacy tutorial any longer. There is a new sheriff in town" Woodsy said as everyone turned towards the door waiting for a sheriff to walk in
"What?"
"Sheriff?"
"The police, again"
"Who is it?"
"It's me. Im the sheriff" Woodsy said as they all turned to look at her, "Right"
"Ugh" Spider groaned
"Seven weeks ago, you were put into this class. Can anyone tell me why?"
"The Incest Map" Alaska said as Ant was playing with her rings
"Boom. And yet the tradition of documenting sexual exploits continued right under Miss Obah's nose. This indicates to me that you have learned very little. So because you cannot learned to R-E-S-P-E-C-T sex or each other... its time to get serious" Miss Woodsy said before going to the front of the class and turning the projector on
"Oh, my fucking fuck" Alaska said as everyone gasped, Missy's gum falling out of her mouth, some of the class laughing
"This is a yeast infection"
"What?" someone asked as Darren gasped once more, almost sounding like a cry
