𝓶𝔂 𝓪𝓭𝓭𝓲𝓬𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷~ a freaky 2d x reader fic

𝓜𝔂 Bluenette~

Dag nabbit!

I think I drank too much...
ugh...
😩

This hangover is the worst by far.

Fuck you Kiera! Heh, she's my best friend. I actually love her. She does EVERYTHING with me. Well unless there's a MAN involved. (😩🤤) Seriously that girl has more stds than I had drinks that last night, and trust me, I know how to party hardy.

Okay... I can survive this hangover... as long ass...

FUCK!

I rifled my hand through my drawer... fuck. This can't be real.

I shot up right up to get a proper look. I can't see my fucking pills. WHERE ARE MY painkillers !

Oh my god.

I swear to my hard penis (there is no god) if Darel took my fucking pills I will not be a happy camper.

Oh my god. Is he freaking cooking...? He always acts like he knows what's best for me. If he REALLY CARED he would know that my pain killer addiction is the only thing I need and love in this life.

'Hey honey...!' Dahrel says as he comes in with pancakes.

'FREAK YOU I KNOW YOU STOLE 𝓜𝔂 PILLS!'

'Yeah, I did but only because they're doing Devistating things to you, I know you're such a lovely girl, please... I care about you so much, please get better.'

'NO DARYL YOU'RE SO CONTROLLING! PLEASE. LEAVE ME ALONE. UGH IM LEAVING.'

I almost made it out of the house too, if not for realising I was in my underwear. At which I stormed my posterior back into the house told Dayreyl to shut up and got dressed threw my hair into a messy bun and STORMED back out of the door.

upon reaching the pharmacy where I intended to spend my day out, collapsed on the floor after taking one too many pills, I was STOPPED?!

Exqueeze me???

'Y/n. If you seriously believe that YOU can come in here and buy MORE PILLS you are GRAVELY mistaken. I have watched your lonely ass walk in here 5 times in the last TWO DAYS.'

Ok thanks Tilly. Stupid fucking name. Tilly on the till. What kind of c tier rapper tag is that? I left, not after giving her a cheeky taste of my middle finger of course. Muahahahaha, some may say I've been a bad girl and did some bad things, I swear it was all for fun and it meant nothing. Heh, this is just an ordinary day in my twisted life.

Back on the street, basically breaking the fuck down because girl WHAT I have a right to these things. Right? Anyways, I hear this like snuffling which can only come from some kinda  𝕲𝕽𝕰𝕰𝕯𝖄 𝕲𝕺𝕭𝕭𝕷𝕰𝕽, but then I heard a little rattle, one that could only be made from my special little pills. Fuck. I needed them SO BAD 😩💦

I STRUTTED into the alley trying to be as slagalicious as possible. C'mon, how could you say no to THIS 😝

I edged closer and saw some junkie with blue hair. I had to rizz him.  My only chance to get my sustenance...

'What's up Bluenette~'
I said trying to show off my assets as much as I could.

He looked up at me, I fucking YELPED. 

Where the FRĚ@K WERE THIS MANS EYEBALLS AT YO?

'H- heh... sorry man I'll let you get-'

'Nowh, puhlease... I neehd help.'

'Oh...? Are you ok...?'

'I can't kehp awhn lehvin liek thvis, i's 'ell it bloody is luv!'

'Oh my god are you okay...?' (I promise I'm not actually 'sweet' or whatever I just really wanted them pills, this man was a FREAK)

'Clearly not!' He yelled back at me.
'Okay... what do you want me to do mate?'
'I- I dohnt knhow... phlease just.... I just ...'
and he started to cry. 

I don't know where the fuck from he had no eyes, but real tears fell, and so did he. He rested his Bluenette head on me. I had no other choice but to hold this poor man as he broke down into little shambles.

'What, no spoon?'
'What...?'
'I whant yew to bloody hold me!'
Oo la la... freaky needy fellow, mama likey 😈😩😔😏💦