Once upon a time, lived a very sad Ed Sheeran in his castle on the hill. He was incredibly lonely and spent his days listening to country music while imagining a better life.
One day, come a magnificent girl named Ana-Leane. She was as sweet as vanilla, but as alpha as John Cena. Yet, she quickly became his beta... and his Poo-Poo Bear.
"Karma's a bitch"
"It's true, my bad habits lead to you"
— CAST —
Jojo Siwa as ANA-LEANE (Poo-Poo Bear)
"I love you pookie 👉👈 "
Ed Sheeran as ED SHEERAN
"My Poo-Poo Bear, not yours *proceeds to growl*"
Ellen Desomething as NELLY SHEERAN
— AUTHOR'S NOTE —We hope you guys enjoy this (obviously satire) cute little fanfic!
Ed Sheeran forever girlie pops!! <33
- Clara & Maude
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My Poo-Poo Bear// Ed Sheeran
FanfictionOnce upon a time, lived a very sad Ed Sheeran in his castle on the hill. He was incredibly lonely and spent his days listening to country music while imagining a better life. One day, come a magnificent girl named Ana-Leane. She was as sweet as van...