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Once upon a time, lived a very sad Ed Sheeran in his castle on the hill. He was incredibly lonely and spent his days listening to country music while imagining a better life.

One day, come a magnificent girl named Ana-Leane. She was as sweet as vanilla, but as alpha as John Cena. Yet, she quickly became his beta... and his Poo-Poo Bear.









"Karma's a bitch"





"It's true, my bad habits lead to you"







— CAST —






Jojo Siwa as ANA-LEANE (Poo-Poo Bear)

Jojo Siwa as ANA-LEANE (Poo-Poo Bear)

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"I love you pookie 👉👈 "






Ed Sheeran as ED SHEERAN

"My Poo-Poo Bear, not yours *proceeds to growl*"

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"My Poo-Poo Bear, not yours *proceeds to growl*"






Ellen Desomething as NELLY SHEERAN

Ellen Desomething as NELLY SHEERAN

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— AUTHOR'S NOTE —

We hope you guys enjoy this (obviously satire) cute little fanfic!
Ed Sheeran forever girlie pops!! <33
- Clara & Maude

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