Disventure Camp S1+2 Book

Incorrect Quotes #21

Dan: You know, when Ellie comes over, Gabby can get a little…
Jake: Psycho?
Ashley: Scary?
Tom: Drunk?
Dan: All three.

Yul: Is it still visible? Where Maggy slapped me?
Hunter: Your face looks like a don't walk signal.
Ally: Your face looks like a photo negative for the hamburger helper box.
Tess: A palm reader could tell Maggy's future by looking at your face.
James: The phrase 'talk to the hand cause the face ain't listening' doesn't work for you, because the hand is your face.
Yul: ...A simple 'yes' would've sufficed.

Aiden: If I fall…
James: I’ll be there to catch you.
Ellie: *looks at Gabby* What if I fall?
Gabby: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.
Yul: *watches these two interactions*
Yul, to Grett: And if I fall?
Grett: I’ll be the one who pushed you.

*The Squad when asked about their earlier confession of love*
Nick: Yeah, you're lucky. I like you.
Will: I'd understand if you didn't feel the same way...
Tom: *has a panic attack* What confession?
Jake: *winks* I know, babe. You like me too.
Alec: So what? Are you going to date me or not?
Dan:*embarrassed* It was a dare.

Hunter: Make her pussy wet not her eyes.
Tom: Make his dick hard not his life.
Gabby: Break her bed not her heart.
Ellie: Play with her boobs not her feelings.
Jake: Get on his dick not his nerves.
Fiore: Always salt your pasta while boiling it.

Ashley: Jeepers!
Lill: Jinkies!!
Will: Zoinks!
Fiore: Ruh-roh!
Nick: FUCK!