Sooo... I'm supposed to be doing homework rn because I have like 4 assignments this week and It's a Sunday but I feel bad for always taking so long to post so here you go!
Thing1: Guys I ate raw meat
AdAstra: I'm not even gonna question that.
DragonTamer: Oh gods😑
DragonTamer: Was it red or white meat?
TheHandsome1: Wow Hiccup, I never too you as a racist.
RavenRider: 🤦♀️
GronkleLover: No Snotlout, you see, most red meat like beef and steak you can eat raw, if it's fresh. But white meat like Chicken you have to cook, otherwise you can get sick.
TheHandsome1: Bah Bla Bha. I knew that.
HisDerangedness: The fact that you couldn't spell 'Blah Blah Blah' says otherwise.
TheHandome1: *typing*
HisDerangedness: You're not dyslexic Snothat.
AdAstra: Anyway, Tuff what meat did you eat exactly?
Thing1: Meaty meat.
Thing2: 🤦♀️
HisDerangedness: Can we just leave him and see if he drops dead in a couple of hours?
RavenRider: All in favour: ✋
TheHandsome1: ✋
AdAstra: ✋
GronkleLover: ✋
HisDerangedness: ✋
Thing2: ✋
DragonTamer: Guys come on.
Thing1: ✋
DragonTamer: What? Tuffnut?
Thing1: I'm actually very excited to see where this goes.
DragonTamer: Fine. 🙄✋
RavenRider: Great! I'll see you guys at dinner!
Long story short I got the idea for this chapter because my dad was making burgers last night, an last time I made burgers with him (which was like last week) he said that the beef mince was edible raw. And because I'm not an idiot (I mean I am, but I have some common sense), I googled it. Google said yes. So I ate raw beef. It tasted exactly like cooked beef but with a much more toned down flavour.
YOU ARE READING
Httyd Texting!
RandomHiii! this is my first book so I hope you like it! pretty much just the gang texting, I tried to make them funny. Set in rtte unless specified as something else. Just some things: Requests are open (no smut) please tell me if you see any spelling or...
