The witch of jujutsu High(jjk x male reader)

Umbran Secrets

Welcome! to umbran secrets where i delta the imp, will tell you some secrets so think of it as taisho secrets!some might be useless some might come in handy in the future!so let's dive right into it

Did you know
That when y/n turned sixteen he went back to his old house and took his mothers glasses so the glasses he's always wearing aren't his own pair

Did you know
That eso and kechizu told a certain brain man that there big brother can't stop talking about a certain witch boy?

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That y/n is actually the best cook in the school?yeah after they went on missions y/n would always cook for his friends and his teachers

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A little bird told me, that a certain brain man has been watching y/n and is considering a new body, wonder what that's about?

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that allisa is actually a good thief and a little bird told me she found(stole) a certain inverted spear and is implementing it into a certain present for a certain witch boy

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yuji blurted out something that made gojo slightly jealous and started teasing the young man,i wonder what yuji said?

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That y/n's favorite music artists are Lady Gaga,Melanie Martinez,Ayesha Erotica and 6arelyhuman,he sometime(all the time)listens to a random song of theirs while slaughtering angels

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A little bird told me,jeanne has a daughter around y/n's age i wonder if they'll ever meet?

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apparently gojo is regretting the decision of dumping y/n but because of his ego he doesn't want to ask y/n to get back together he wants y/n to come crawling to him

Did you know
apparently y/n caught the attention of many boys some want to have y/n for themselves while other would be willing to negotiate sharing with the others,as for the girls that y/n caught the attention of they all want to become the dynamic duo of the gay best friend and the straight best friend

Did you know
Jeanne's daughter is named jessica

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according to stolas y/n is becoming more brutal and cruel and sadistic in battle deforming and disabling angel so after the battle done he goes to them and tortures them for hours on end

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y/n was mentioned in his kindergaten teacher and middle school teachers suicide notes 25 and 49 times,i wonder what he did?

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y/n is actually really rich because he works for a bunch of model agencies he mostly models make up,underwear,feet,hair and clothes

Did you know
y/n has multiple bank account because of how much money he has

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while training with sheba y/n unleashed a massive current of black electricity to this day he still doesn't know how that happend,maybe he'll ask gojo or somebody else

Did you know
y/n's favorite demon is baal and baal zebul

Did you know
eso and kechizu sometimes hear groans and moans of pain and they hear the name of the witch boy so they think that the witch hurt their big brother,and when they leave they fail to hear the faint sentence of "i wanna get you pregnant"from choso,but a certain brain man doesn't miss it