Chapter 1

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A/N: Don't expect plot, not writing anything super serious here lol. This takes place more towards the start, before they had the Jeep but when they already had the solar lights.

Ashlyn added Aiden, Taylor, Tyler +2 more

Ashlyn renamed the group 'Schoolbus Graveyard Group'

Ashlyn:
I thought it'd be best if I made a gc so that we could keep eachother updated and in case of emergencies.

Logan:
Probably smart yeah

Aiden:
Hiiiii :)

Tyler:
Oh god I already know Aidens about to spam the gc with cat videos or something

Aiden:
youd be correct in that assumption ;P

Ashlyn:
Please don't

Aiden:
...

Aiden:
ill spare you for now

Taylor:
He switched up real fast the moment Ashlyn disapproved helppp 💀

Aiden:
SHUSHHH

Tyler:
Down bad bro

Aiden:
im coming for you both :)

Tyler:
Oh nooo I'm so scared. /s

Taylor:
Why do I hear boss music

Aiden:
:)

Aiden:
anywaysss we should do nicknames

Ben:
Cause that's gonna go down well

Ashlyn:
I don't know if it'd be a good idea in case of confusion

Aiden:
come on pleeease

Aiden:
and yk what if we commit crimes and then text about it and the police can see everyones names

Tyler:
First of all, who's committing crimes?? And second, police don't just look at someone's messages and go "oh darn, if only this hotdog69 guy used his real name we'd be able to catch him, guess we have to give up"

Aiden:
ok spoilsport ;( for fun and whimsy reasons then ✨

Taylor:
I second this!

Ashlyn:
Fine, as long as you don't do something weird then go ahead

Aiden:
yippee!

Aiden changed their name to coolestguyever

Tyler:
Oh absolutely not

Tyler changed coolestguyever's name to leastcoolguy

leastcoolguy:
Wait you can change other people's usernames?

Ben:
...

Ben:
Don't you dare

leastcoolguy changed Ben's name to Batman

Batman:
Batman? Why?

leastcoolguy:
cause youre rlly tall, broody and beat bad guys up, it works

Logan:
Actually I can kind of see the logic

Batman:
Not you too Logan 😔

leastcoolguy changed Logan's name to 180noscope

leastcoolguy changed Taylor's name to anxietyspecialist

leastcoolguy changed Tyler's name to Dudebro

anxietyspecialist:
I hate to say it guys but he's actually pretty on point so far.

Dudebro:
No tf he isn't stop lying 😭

anxietyspecialist:
Not siding w you until you get me my kuromi shirt back :(

Dudebro:
Its probably just somewhere in the clothes pile I didn't lose it

anxietyspecialist:
You're telling me my shirt is in your stinky clothes pile? It's my lucky shirt Ty you can't stick my lucky shirt into your nasty ass clothes pile 😭

leastcoolguy:
and you call my room messy how do you lose a bright pink shirt in a clothes pile bro

Dudebro:
And how does the self proclaimed Mr. Durable get injured every 5 seconds

anxietyspecialist:
Right for the throaattt damn

leastcoolguy:
youd know if you actually did any work 🙂

Ashlyn:
Ookay guys settle down there's no need to argue.

Ashlyn:
It's nearly 12 so we need to have our heads on straight before then.

leastcoolguy changed Ashlyn's name to Girlboss

Girlboss:
...

Girlboss:
Nevermind, I'm going to strangle you.

anxietyspecialist:
Oop





Username reference:

Girlboss - Ashlyn
leastcoolguy - Aiden
anxietyspecialist - Taylor
Dudebro - Tyler
180noscope - Logan
Batman - Ben

A/N: Hope these aren't too confusing, I understand it's sometimes annoying to decode who's saying what with these fics so I tried making the usernames decently self explanatory ^^

Also idk might dabble in a little bit of prose in the fic later on, just to give it a little more substance.

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