I'm Sorry, What? (SBG chatfic)

Chapter 3

leastcoolguy:
why do we have to go to school during a heatwave this should be illegal

Dudebro:
At least you don't have goddamn baseball practice later, I think I'm going to die

leastcoolguy:
this one time i actually do feel bad for you, rip

180noscope:
I'm glad you guys are getting along for once but is it wise to be texting during maths class? Yk like the class you two specifically are failing?

leastcoolguy:
no comment :)

Dudebro:
Crap I think sir mightve caught on he just made eye contact w me

leastcoolguy:
l+ ratio

anxietyspecialist:
I don't think that's how that works

anxietyspecialist:
The way they both looked like they were about to shit themselves when Mr. T called them out helppp 💀

Girlboss:
I got a photo 😌

[Girlboss sent a photo] Mr. Thomas is seen with a displeased expression pointing his finger while Aiden and Tyler are looking at him bug-eyed at their respective desks.

Dudebro:
In the blackmail folder it goes

leastcoolguy:
youre in the photo too???

180noscope:
You guys are still texting? 😭

leastcoolguy:
you saw nothing

leastcoolguy:
anywayysss are you guys free like tomorrow evening?

Girlboss:
Depends on why you're asking.

leastcoolguy:
theres a new movie i wanted to see :D ill pay and everything yk

Dudebro:
And for popcorn?

leastcoolguy:
and for popcorn yes

Dudebro:
Sold.

anxietyspecialist:
I don't have anything going on anyways so (⁠｡⁠•̀⁠ᴗ⁠-⁠)⁠✧

Girlboss:
I'll come to make sure you guys don't somehow end up killing yourselves

leastcoolguy:
good enough!

Batman:
Aiden's already going to force me so I'll be there too

leastcoolguy:
noo i would never force someone to do something (you will absolutely come or else ill put hair remover in ur shampoo)

Batman:
Don't we use the same shampoo??

leastcoolguy:
irrelevant

180noscope:
I should be able to come if it's after 1pm?

leastcoolguy:
yepp 3.30 pm

leastcoolguy:
okk so its a plan :)

180noscope:
What movie is it?

leastcoolguy:
itll b a surprise :D

Girlboss:
Oh god

Dudebro:
That movie was a travesty, a dark mark on humanity, the downfall of theatre was depicted in such fine detail in this picture film and yet all I could do was listlessly stare on as of watching a car wreck. The gates of hell opened up and out came this movie in order to signify the end times to us. God may have thought it a mercy to warn us however I would have much rather lived blissfully unaware of the fate I was destined to down below. I cannot sleep. I cannot eat. I can only wallow in my hatred until I rot away only to stand face to face with it again. Perhaps this was preordained as my downfall and I should not direct my blame anywhere but upwards where it will not be heard. However. I can only best satisfy my carnal need for revenge by training it at someone of tangible flesh and blood. So I ask, why have you done this to me Aiden? Why did you make me watch that? What made you think it was a good idea?

leastcoolguy:
woahhh jesus christ dude it wasnt THAT bad 😭

anxietyspecialist:
...

anxietyspecialist:
You must be very easily entertained...

anxietyspecialist:
Also neat writing Ty :D I see you've been listening during my English lessons 😋

Dudebro:
Yeah thanks I did the whole draft thing and everything

anxietyspecialist:
Though next time I recommend separating it into paragraphs so it's easier to read ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ

Dudebro:
Noted

Girlboss:
I have to agree, tf was that Aiden.

leastcoolguy:
look I swear the trailer looked a lot cooler than the actual thing 😭

180noscope:
Never letting you choose the movie again :(

Batman:
Yeah he's always had kind of questionable taste

leastcoolguy:
i domt know what youre on about

Batman:
You said American Psycho 2 was better than the first one

anxietyspecialist:
You have lost all my respect Aiden. 2 is barely even a sequel??? And it's an absolute spit in the face to the first one??

leastcoolguy:
idk i thought it was fun ;(

anxietyspecialist:
Blocked.

Dudebro:
Lmaooo she's really never forgiving you for that one she loves overanalyzing that movie

anxietyspecialist:
Yeah and yk how about we just ban Aiden from talking about movies

Girlboss:
As the leader of the group I'm making that an official rule.

leastcoolguy:
guyss :(

180noscope:
If I may,

180noscope:
L + ratio