Burn in Ranfren. | Ranfren but if they dide.

For Anna.

"What happened? Uuhhh, death." - Satoru.

eulogy's

Randal, age something, died ig.

Cause of death? Nana, she just did something idk.

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Nyon, age something. Died age something.

Cause of death if you care.....Weed.

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Sebastian, age Uhm. Dide age whatever.

Cause of death, Ginger.

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Luther Von ivory, age, was zero at one point in his life if that helps figure it out. Died age peepeepoopoo.

Cause of dead, male pattern baldness.

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Nana, Timeless queen, gone too soon.

Cause of death, dying, probably.

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Nyen, fuck him he doesn't get an age.

Cause of death, *pulls out scroll*

Bladder Cancer.
Billy La Bufanda.
Breast Cancer.
Colorectal Cancer.
Kidney Cancer.
Lung Cancer.
Lymphoma.
Melanoma.
Señior wooly.
Oral and Oropharyngeal Cancer.
Kidney failure.
Heart attack.
Seizure.
Stroke.
Jorking it too hard.
B A L L cancer.
Coma.
Laughter.
Blood sacrifice.
Looking like That.
Dismemberment.
Blood loss.
Poisoned by an Assassin.
Internal bleeding.
Impaled.
Shabby stabby.
Scooby doo's rabid cousin (dog attack)
Mad cow disease.
Falling into freezing water.
Murdered by a Celebrity.
Trampled on by a stampede.
Eaten alive by Nana.
Ruptured lungs.
Tar and feathering.
Lung rot.
Hot wax.
Lack of sleep.
Deadly spider.
Fry lock.
Mauled by a cat.
Choked on apple juice.
Arthur Morgan.
Poisonous mushrooms.
Gunshot.
Dehydration.
Choked on the metal lid of a yogurt can that was packaged like tuna.
Mauled by a swarm of rats. the breakfast club.
Inhaling toxins.
Split in half.
Run over by a train (dally style).
Concussion.

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"Anyway, I did have to bribe nana to kill Randal. It was a big risk to take, if he died wouldn't I die? But nope! It worked, and I'm real now! I'm a real boy Anna!!" Satoru turns to the camera, he looks like sloppy from goosebumps dawg.........

"I just got a job at KFC too, they said I get paid more than the others, 13 dollars! Per year!! That's a great deal I believe." Stares blankly at camera as you slowly pan away from him, "hey, hey wait where are you going." Satoru tries to run after the camera man "You, YOU GET BACK YOU BASTARD, DONT LEAVE ME HERE-"

CLICK.

Randal switch's the channel, "This show sucks."