"I didn't start the fire, sir. This lighter is for aesthetic purposes only . . . as well as this empty jerry can that smells suspiciously of gasoline."
"Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss . . . other words that start with G."
"For someone with a B positive blood type you're surprisingly pessimistic."
"Seungmin does this to me all the time. Fairly certain the L stands for love."
"I totally would, but my IQ is too high, and my willingness to put up with bullshit is too low."
"I'm not saying violence is the only answer. But it's the most obvious one, and I'm not very creative."
"Yeah . . . this ain't it, Chief."
"In my defense, two weeks ago I didn't know that using metal chopsticks to fish out a piece of toast from the toaster would be a bad idea. So I'm honestly surprised you expected better."
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FanfictionWhile many would call Jeongin insane, he preferred the term . . . eccentric. It wasn't his fault he had uncontrollable energy, an unhealthy love of fire, and the inability to control his intrusive thoughts. But perhaps he should take some liability...