frankenstein complex ⇢ q.k | ✔

twenty-three

"You're fucking with me," Dejun deadpanned.

"Nope." Yangyang shook his head, feet kicked up on one of his workbenches, having just explained why he'd dragged the doctor to the robotics lab.

"Y/N doesn't get Earth humor, fine. But how did you get the captain to go along with this weird as fuck joke, Liu?" Dejun pointed to where you and Kun were standing off to the side.

"It's not a prank!"

"She bleeds!"

"I know."

"And breathes! And sleeps! And eats! And has vitals that can be picked up by diagnostic scanners!"

"Those only look for the presence of an illness or disease, right? Or abnormal heartrate or breathing?" Yangyang pointed out.

"Yeah..."

"So, an absence of certain things wouldn't register. She's got a heart and lungs, as best I can guess." He continued, "Positronic brain confirmed. Everything else... we're a bit less certain about."

Your friend looked over at you, squinting in clear confusion, then back to Yangyang. "I... Huh?"

"Need a consult, Doc," Yangyang grinned.

You sat down again for Dejun to start his exam. He brought over a few things from the infirmary, one of which was an ordinary stethoscope. He put the earpieces in his ears, then held the other end up to your chest. Everyone was silent as he listened.

"Yeah, okay, heartbeat. It's... normal. Normal resting heartrate," he murmured. "I'm going to listen to your breathing now." He moved it to another place on your chest and paused again. After a moment, he switched it to his other hand and gently touched the back of your shoulder. "Forward."

You leaned forward for him to reposition the stethoscope, and at the same time out of the corner of your eye, you could see Kun tense up and unfold his arms.

"Xiao," Yangyang said urgently.

"What?" Dejun paused, sounding annoyed to have been interrupted.

"The Three Laws. Careful with your requests," the roboticist reminded him.

"Don't order her around," Kun said more bluntly.

Dejun blinked and looked down at you, clearly startled out of his usual routine for an exam like this. "Oh. Right, sorry. Forgot you were... Sorry, Y/N."

"It's fine, Dejun," you reassured him. "I didn't... It didn't process like an order."

"I need to listen to your breath sounds. Can you take a few deep breaths for me?" He requested, looking between Kun, you, and Yangyang hesitantly, as if to see if he had said that correctly. When you felt him place the stethoscope on your back, you breathed in then out, deeply, as he had asked. After a few breaths, he said, "Okay, and normal breathing now?"

You evened out your breathing again, and he listened for a few moments, then drew back. Dejun took the earpieces out and hung the stethoscope around his neck, putting his hands on his hips.

"Well?" You prompted him.

"Those were definitely lung sounds. And I mean, you've already breathed into my field scanner, so I don't know if it would've made more or less sense for you to not have them," he declared. Next, he tested all your reflexes, then contraction and dilation of your pupils. "You have a heart, lungs, a circulatory system of some kind, and immune system, since you haven't been bleeding uncontrollably from that cut you got. I've personally seen you eat, drink, sneeze, cough, and at least a dozen other normal, involuntary human reflexes."