Armed & Dangerous // Slow updates

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Nigga heard that I got all, he
Want some money, i'm like mm-mm
Heard he tellin' people he gon'
Take it from me, i'm like nuh uh
Get up and run down on that nigga, bitch
This Death Row like I'm Suge
Don't tell nobody 'cause it's on so
I wish a nigga would

Ailani "Lani" Carter
8:42 Pm
Dallas, Tx

Sitting on the couch I looked over at my siblings and back at my parents arguing "So what did I miss this week?"

My brother opened his mouth closing it before opening it again "Well.... Monday he ate mama chicken tenders and blamed us then we had to listen to the one bedroom lecture-"

Snorting I busted out laughing "Oh my fuck please if Trinitee don't do nothing else she swear up and down she getting a one bedroom and leaving everybody especially daddy"

My brother started at me mugging "oh....my bad lol"

"Yea yo bad don't interrupt me, anyway then Tuesday" He huffed shaking his head "I'm ready to move in with you but they so entertaining"

Making a face I quickly shook my head "I'm ok Devantae I don't need company boo"

He stared at me blinking "Tuesday after she finally found the ice cream she'd been craving for like 2 months she took all of them and he ate almost all of them including the gallon cartons.....we haven't had a home cooked meal since Tuesday"

I gasped slapping his leg "That Bride's Cake by blue bell???" Nodding "Sadly he ate it knowing it was gone piss her off"

Shaking my head "My mama really be fighting for her life here, and that's just Tuesday and today is Thursday"

"Wednesday he spent all day trying to get her to talk to him because that shit made her extra depressed she ain't even wanna talk to me and in her favorite child !" I looked at him "Excuse you?"

".....Forgot you wasn't supposed to know and then he got her new ones and she finally came out the room and then today well...I can't say I really know but I do know when I came out the room she had a lemon cake and it was one of them moist ass cakes and now I don't see it and I wanted a slice" Sighing he leaned back putting his attention on them

I joined him watching my parents "And? fuck nigga I don't care you been fucking with me and my shit all week ! buying me more ice cream after you ate it all don't make up fa shit ! you don't even like lemon cake yo back just fuckin wide ! and when they do yo episode? of my 600lb life? fuck you you gone be a big smelly single bitch with maggots harvesting in yo ass !" The longer I watched the more I understood where my mannerism come from

"I don't even have a dad bod let alone making it to my 600lb life that's yo big ass sitting here depressed bout some fuckin ice cream that's meant to be eaten & watch that bitch word i'm not finna be too many more bitches. So when YOU end up on my 1000lb life and they gotta tear down the walls on this bitch to get you up? and call a tow truck to haul yo big heavy load ass to the doctor? don't ask me to bring you nothing just lay there pissy and hungry !" He popped another piece of cake in his mouth staring at her