devotion³, LANDO NORRIS

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ALBONO
have u evaporated
i havent seen u in like a week have u died
or smth damn

IVY
if i died u would know bc id haunt ur
ass
nah just been busy tbh

ALBONO
sureeee 🤔 make time for ME pls
its not even optional
as ur best friend of over ten years
i demand it

IVY
hold up albon who said u were my
best friend

ALBONO
u when u apologised for telling charles
first about u and lando
but fr we need to hang out
soon
movie night and drinks
just us two no lando this time
im not being forced by drunk lando into
moving all the furniture close together so
we can jump from table to table again

IVY
hmm
will text u my availability when i have the
energy to look at my calendar

ALBONO
👍
isnt it on ur phone though

IVY
yeah
so what

ALBONO
ur lazy

IVY
fine
im free monday after silverstone gp this week
im house-sitting my friends apartment for a
couple days so u can accompany on my shop to aldi
to stock up the fridge and cupboards

ALBONO
u were raised as an aldi shopper??
waitrose 🔛🔝

IVY
what are you, rich??

ALBONO
ivy
we're formula one drivers

IVY
oh right
but still
aldi is bigger
cheaper
all waitrose has is more of a variety of spices herbs
and cheese
i only go there if aldi doesnt have something
which is RARE

ALBONO
u live in monaco
u dont go to aldi
it doesnt exist there
why r we arguing over shops we dont
shop at anymore

IVY
good question