I was petting Ruby's new cat, trying not to get caught.
She hid it in her backpack when she found it this morning and is still trying to hide her.
How did it not suffocate.
We decided we were gonna go to the petshop so we could buy some stuff for our new baby.
"What are you gonna call it?" I whispered to Ruby.
"Well, first, I need to find it's gender. And how in the world do I know if a cat is female or male?" She asked.
"Well, does it have a penis?" I wondered, turning the cat upside down, trying to check.
Okay, this is confusing me.
"How do I know if a cat has a penis?" Ruby whispered-yelled at me.
"I don't know, I don't even know what a human penis looks like." I whispered-yelled at her back.
The guy in front of us turned to us slowly, giving us the most concerned look on his face.
"We don't want to see yours, now turn back around." Ruby ordered him.
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School was finally over, so Ruby and I were heading to the petshop.
Except we have no idea where it is.
Usually, I get Max's stuff from the supermarket.
Hey, quit the judging!
"Okay, we need to stop walking. we're gonna get lost." My friend said, looking at her phone.
"Look, if there's anything nearby," I suggested to her.
"What do you think I'm doing?" Ruby asked me, clearly getting frustrated.
Look, I love that girl with my heart, but when she gets angry.
Well, let's just say you do not want to experience that!
"Wait, I think I found something," Ruby said.
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"Dude, are you trying to kidnap me or something?" I asked my Ruby.
We now found ourselves walking through alleyways we never went in before.
And it was creepy.
Until we saw pink lights coming from the one shop in view.
The zoofluff.
I wish I was joking.
Ruby and I looked at each other and hesitated if we should actually enter.
But poor little cat needed cat stuff stay alive.
"Uhm, hello?" I said, entering the shop.
"Looks like no one is here. Great, let's leave!" Rubs told me, taking my wrist and heading us out of this place.
"Hey girls." I heard a voice from behind.
Please don't be a pedophile. Please don't be a pedophile.
I thought to myself while slowly turning around to reveal my potential kidnapper.
But hey, this can't be a pedophile?
That's a minor!
"Lorenzo?" I asked, surprised.
Does he work at zoofluff?
He looked so surprised to see me.
Maybe he was embarrassed?
