PINKY PROMISE: Rin Itoshi

Chapter 13: German people

Blue lock

Mrs. Itoshi
Yk where I am?
I'm outside the police station
BECAUSE SOMEONE called the cops on me

Sae
You chased me around with a crowbar

Mrs. Itoshi
?
I never did such thing

Mr. Itoshi
I hate to say this but I believe him
Because when we were on the phone your lucky crowbar wasn't on the wall like usual

Mrs. Itoshi
Ugh but I miss you and how else than make myself feel happy than kill your older bro

Shidou
WIAT KILL?
WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON
EXCEPT ILL KILL RINRIN

Mrs. Itoshi
No
We're rivals because I'll never let you kill the man I love more than my possessions, myself and even my own mother

Isagi
Jesus...

Mrs. Itoshi
:<
You called me weird

Isagi
YOU ARE
YOURE SCARY AS HELL

Mrs. Itoshi
Well I bet I could overthrow the devil because they need a hot ruler

Nagi
Isn't hell already hot? :x

Mrs. Itoshi
You seem like the type to not know anything about the bible
Who told you

Isagi
Everyone knows what hell is

Mrs. Itoshi
I didn't until later in life
Around when I was 11?
13?
I didn't even know hell existed
I mean all I was interested in was rinrin (still is)

Shidou
Okay
IM BACK
I was shocked again cyz this bald bitch was complaining

Mrs. Itoshi
Real 💔
The mental hospital shocked me aswell

Shidou
We so alike

Mrs. Itoshi
No bcs you like the ugly itoshi bro
I like the attractive and kind one

Shidou
Neither of those are true

Mrs. Itoshi
To me they are
OH FUCK A COPS TAKING MY PHONE
oops...

Shidou
Pookie what did you do...

Mrs. Itoshi
I um... elbowed him in the face 🧍

Mr. Itoshi
Am I gonna have to pay your bail?

Mrs. Itoshi
I'm charging some rich dudes card
Idk I hacked it when I got bored
he won't miss it since he has a black card

Reo
YOU
YOURE THE ONE WHOS BEEN USING MY CARD

Mrs. Itoshi
O
Um I can explain

Reo
If you hate Sae sm then why did you buy a sae plushie

Mrs. Itoshi
My mama recommended it
She said since I can't hurt him I can hurt the plushie
Currently he's bald, covered in clown makeup and in the freezer