Edd: I've... been climbing... for like... a day... but I'm so... close... to the summit!
???: HELP! HEEEEEEEELP!!
Edd: Holy crap! Is someone stuck under that Boulder?
??? THAT WOULD BE ME! NOW CAN I HAVE SOME ASSISTANCE?!
Edd: Hold on! *pushes boulder off of the guy* You all right?
???: I hereby declare... that there are ZERO force gems under that Boulder... AT ALL! So says the one, and only, TINGLE!
Edd: Uh... who?
Tingle: WHAT?! Ooooooo! How dare you...
Edd's head: I swear this always happens to me...
Tingle: Hey! Those clothes!
Edd: What about them?
Tingle: They're SO cute! You look just like me cuz we're both wearing green!!
Edd: -_-
Tingle: You're dressed JUST like that fairy I dreamed about! You also have a sword and shield though... kid, are you trying to be a hero?
Edd: Um... I AM a hero...
Edd's head: Who does this guy think he is?
Tingle: I'm collecting lots of force gems so I can become a REAL fairy! Get some too and you'll be a REAL hero someday!
Edd: Err... good advice, thanks...
Tingle: *clears throat* Take a word of advice from the master. If you want to be a REAL hero, you need to collect FORCE! A hero is measured by how much force he controls! I got a bunch in my bag. I can tell you more if you want.
Edd: Thanks, but I knew that already. This isn't my first time-
Tingle: Well, did you know THIS?! Places filled with natural energy, like this volcano, are GREAT sources of force gems! Did ya know THAT?!
Edd: Yep, knew that too...
Tingle: I see you've studied! Still, you'll need tips from an expert like me!
Edd: Uh, that's okay...
Tall Shadowy figure: *starts sneaking towards Edd*
Tingle: It's no problem, really! We masters are supposed to share our knowledge!
Edd: Really. Don't worry about me. I'll be fine.
Tall Shadowy figure: *picks up Edd*
Edd: WHOA!
Tingle: EEK! IT'S A HINOX! RUN AWAY! *zooms off*
Edd: THAT'S MY LINE YOU SON OF A-
Hinox: *starts spinning Edd in the air*
Edd: WHOAAAAAAAAAAA!!
Edd's bag: *force gems start spilling out*
Tingle: A-HA!! *zooms right back* The rare purple force gems I've been searching for have been right here with you! Thanks, hero boy!
Edd: HEY! GIVE THOSE BACK! FAIRIES ARE SUPPOSED TO HELP HEROES!
Tingle: Sorreeeeee! Force gem hunting comes first. And I'm gonna get a LOT! Once I become a fairy, I'll come and help you. But for now, toodaloo! *flies off*
Edd: GET BACK HERE! AND GIVE ME MY FORCE GEMS!
Hinox: *slams Edd to the ground* GA HA HA! *goes to stomp Edd*
Portals: *open from above the Hinox*
Tom and Matt: *fall out of the portals*
Matt: EDD! ROLL TO YOUR LEFT!,
Edd: *rolls to his left*
Tom: *cuts the Hinox in half*
Edd: *speechless*
Tom: What? You know you're not the only hero, right?
Matt: We couldn't just let you get squished, could we?
Edd: But how did you get here? And Matt, where's your sword?
Matt: I was teleported to some fairy garden thing and got one to help me! Tom was the closest one, and then you were, so I went like that.
Edd: And your sword?
Matt: Oh, uh... I may or may not have dropped it at Hyrule Castle.
Edd: WHAT?!
Tom: Yep, he was a complete idiot.
Edd: Why am I not surprised?
Matt: Hey, what's that supposed to mean?
Tom: Uh... guys?
Edd: Hate to break it to you, Matt, but you act like a 5 year old and have the intelligence of a kitchen shelf.
Tom: Guys...
Matt: No I don't! I have an IQ of 27 last time I took the test!
Tom: GUYS!!
Matt and Edd: What?!
Tom: *points to the giant herd of Hinox es that surround them*
Edd: Run away!
Tom, Edd and Matt: *zoom away until they reach a river of lava*
Edd: WATCH OUT!
Matt: Whoa, a river of lava!
Tom: Guess we HAVE to stand our ground.
Hinox clan: *bow down to the shrine on the other side of the lava river*
Edd: *turns around to see who it is*
???: Welcome to my river of fire...
Edd: *gasps*
Tord: My old friends.
YOU ARE READING
Eddsworld x Legend Of Zelda: Four Sword Forever!
AdventureAfter about... I don't know how long, I've finally decided to rehash this idea. I'll take constructive advice, but please no hate. Selever's return. HEAVILY INFLUENCED BY JUMANJI AND THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: FOUR SWORDS
