Triggered Insaan ka Apu

Part 12

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Nonu :Nahi Accha Lag raha.

Apu :Oh God uth jao tumhe health camp mein vi jana hoga.. Mujhe bahar jana hai..

Nonu :Are year chalo...

Then dono fresh and ready hoke breakfast karne ki liye niche jate hai.. Breakfast ke time Karthik Arean ka call ate hai jo shunke someone jealous feel karta hai.

Karthik :Hi babe, How are you?

Apu :Hi,fine and you?

Karthik :Fine

Apu :wow, itne dino baat yaad ai hai..

Kathik :haa,main toh phir call kiya but ap to ovi nahi karte ho.. BTW avi main dekha tum Chennai gayi ho?what happen BF sath?

Apu :pagol hai kya nahi.. Main toh award attend karne ke liye ayi hoon.. Apna batao ap toh new national crush ke sath shoot kar rahi hoon. Humhe mat bhool jana.. Hum National Crush hai..

Aise hi apu aur Karthik ka baate chalte hai but someone very angry.

Nonu(loud): Apu khane time baat nahi karte bat main baat kar lena...

Apu :🤫🤫🤫🤫

Karthik :matlab jhut bola Boyfriend ke sath? Come on,Apu...

Apu :Nahi year. Mujhe nahi pata tha. Chennai ake pata chala voh hai yehape..

Kathik :Ha ha kuch bol do mujhe

Apu :Sorry, year. Mujhe pata hai agar tum shuna toh majak uraoge issi liye jhut bola..

Karthik :Hm Hm... Trust nahi karti ho mujhe nahi year....

Apu :Drama ho gaya

Karthik :🤣🤣🤣🤣. Ok chalo bye. Tomhara time kharap na karu...

Apu :Bye, Babe...

Apu :sorry guy.

Nonu(angry) :2nd boyfriend

Apu :Haaaa,🤣😂🤣😂. Kya jealous feel ho rahi hai

Nonu : matlab dhoka.. Tum double date kar rahi ho..

Apu :Are,Pagol ho gaya kya.. We are best friend not boyfriend-girlfriend... Socho agar boyfriend hota.... I mean main agar double date karti toh call ate hi uthke chali jati.. Because main tumhe dhoka dunggi but aise kuch nahi..

Abhi :Apu,lagta hai vai jealous ho raha hai..

Nonu :chup kar tu.... Agar boyfriend nahi hai toh Babe kyu bol rahi ho..

Apu :O God.. Ye simple hai. Hum jitna friend hai sob ek dusre ko Babe hi bolate hai.. Main toh Rass ko vi babe bolti hoon. Toh oh vi kya mera boyfriend ho jayegi..

Nonu :ok,but promise koro tum koi Ladka friend ko Babe nahi bologe.. Vai bol sakte but Babe,baby,jaan,janu nahi bologi..

Apu :Are..

All :🤣😂🤣😂😂 jealous

Breakfast khatam karke Apu apne room jate hai and baki malhans health camp pe. Kuch time baat Apu vi health camp ate hai.

Apu :wow,gym chal rahi hai.

Nonu :Hanji.Ap vi aa jao.

Apu :Nahi ji,main fit hoon.. BTW Abhishek tomara vai ko vi fit karwa do year 6 pack..

Abhi :Ye toh nahi hoga. Vai toh 1 year pe 1 hi bar gym jake workout karte hai.

Apu :how mine....

Nonu :Because main fit hoon mujhe gym jane ka koi jarurst hi nahi..

Apu :Ha dekha kal raat....😝😝😝.... Mera matlab tumhara weight 95 hai bhoolu mat

Abhi(low voice) :Kal raat...kya vai kya chal raha hai saadi se pehele,,chi chi..

Nonu :bakowas mat kar tu...

Apu :Triggu atleast thoda weight to kam karo year.

Nonu :kyu main mota dekhta hoon kya?

Apu :Nahi,dekkhe lagta nahi tumara weight 95 hai lagta hai fit but please thoda weight kam kar lena...

Nonu :ok ji..

Apu :chalo main chalti hoon..

Dim A:abhi but kal toh bola tha night flight?

Apu :Nahi Aunty main abhi nahi ja rahi hoon. Voh mera next movie ka director Chennai main shoot kar rahi hai toh jara shoot dekhke ati hoon.. Ap sob toh busy hai. Toh main bore ho jayungi toh thoda ghum ke ati hoon. Ap sob vi free ho jaiye.

Dim A:ohh,thik hai bye beta...

Apu :Bye...