MAD WOMAN

30. JUJU.

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BIBOERE'S P.O.V:

"Morning wood." Eloka replied so nonchalantly as he sat back on the couch to continue munching on his soggy cereal.

"Morning wood, and you're here in Zikora's house. Why? Or did the two of you spend alone time together?" Chinanza annoyingly inquired as she stared between the two of us.

"Za-za, don't. Be respectful to Biboere. She's better than that." Zikora came to my rescue, and guilt hugged me tightly. "Besides, Biboere hates Eloka. She'd rather get electrocuted than shake Eloka's hand." My best friend giggled as she handed Ora to me before walking to the kitchen.

My little godson stared at me with his beautiful eyes as he tried to make sounds with his mouth. "Did you miss me?" I smiled at him and he buzzed with his lips. "I know you did!" I giggled as I avoided the gaze of not just Chinanza, but the light skinned fucker's as well.

How on earth was I going to tell Zikora what happened?

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ELOKA'S P.O.V:

"Five minutes more! The minute I leave this hall, let none of you run to me with your scripts." Professor Odiowei declared as he climbed down from the stairs of the gigantic Faculty auditorium.

"AHH!"

"Sir please oh."

"Jesus, I've not even entered number two!"

"Dey play." {"Keep on playing."}.

"Abeg me I don tire." {"Please I'm tired."}.

"Sir, we have G.S.T test that's going on now, and we're missing it."

My footsteps into the hall were able to distract most of my fellow classmates from their test papers, to my presence. This test was situated from 11:00AM to twelve in the afternoon. Yet looking at my Snow watch, I arrived at the hall by 11:55AM. "Good morning." I uttered as I raked my hair with my fingers out of frustration.

"Go in, go in." He abruptly said and I walked up the stairs with no spirit in me. If it was another student, everyone knew for a fact Professor Odiowei would mark the person's face in his head. Then proceed to insult his entire generation for coming to a test five minutes to the ending. As well as to tell him to get out of his sight.

Some students quietly snickered as few murmured taunts like "Daddy's boy." as I passed. On a normal day, I would have made sure to fish out the people who whispered that. But this wasn't a normal day. I was so high, I completely forgot about the fact I had classes today. When I finally found the head of the person I was looking for, I climbed up to the empty seat near him.

"Oga, see time!" {"Sir, look at the time!"}. Olamide whisper-yelled.

I brought out an exercise book from my bag. "No dey shout for me abeg." {"Don't shout at me please."}. I hissed at him as I ripped out a sheet of paper from my book.