little rascals 🥸
ugly one:
i can't take it anymore
you people are so fake
swae lee:
i will make the joke again.
hellion💋:
don't
wait
when did my name get changed
hannah montana💁🏼♀️:
idk
but it was prolly fred
ugly one:
WHATTTTTT
noooooo
gonorrhea🧑🦲:
does anyone know when the hw for dada is due
hannah montana💁🏼♀️:
OML I FORGOT ABT IT
ugly one:
"forgot"
swae lee:
there was hw?
hellion💋:
it's due in an hour
ugly one:
yeah i give up
hellion💋:
you weren't even going to try from the start...?
ugly one:
you know me so well🥰
hellion💋:
k
y
s
swae lee:
perchance
do you people have a charger
gonorrhea🧑🦲:
oh but when i say it you raise pitchforks
swae lee:
duh
hannah montana💁🏼♀️:
what were you uoset abt
fred
ugly one:
hm?
OH YEAH
hellion💋:
i have a charger lee
ugly one:
YOU FUCKERS LEFT ME TO ROT
NO ONE TOLD ME SNAPE WAS WALKING TH HALLS
I WIULDNT HAVE SKIPPED THIS HIUR
Y/N THIS IS YOUR FAULT
hellion💋:
ok pal
ugly one:
it is.
screw you
you're his favorite
don't you know these kinds of things?
hannah montana💁🏼♀️:
now why on earth would she know that
what kind of relationship do you think they have💀
ugly one:
idk what snape's into
he seems like the type to groom kids
gonorrhea🧑🦲:
word
ugly one:
and hellion seems like the type to fall for it
hellion💋:
😐
—
The Slytherin wanted nothing more than to teleport through her phone screen to Fred's end of the line and wring his neck until he went limp. But she couldn't. So she was going to settle for cursing him out— that is, until she ran straight into someone when rounding a corner.
"I'm so sorry," the Slytherin mumbled, bending down to pick up a book she'd knocked out of the person's hand. When she stood upright, she was startled by who was there. "Oopsies."
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filthy
Fanfiction"Go fuck yourself." A story in which not everything can be taken at surface level. "I'm not into that kind of self love." fred weasley x fem!reader ONGOING I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE HP CHARACTERS!
