Why ask? Pickpocketing is a thing y'know.
-Benicio Drew-
Sitting down. Drinking a nice cold whiskey on the rocks. You walked up to him. touching his face. Annoying him. "What do you want know you little scamp."
"Money."
"No wonder, your my kid. Don't you angels like, praise some hippie?"
"No, we serve and protect. Money, please. I did my chores."
"Oh. Hell, just grab my wallet, how much I owe you this month?"
"Eighty bucks."
"Take a hundred and fuck off."
You took the money, looking at the hundred dollars. You looked at him. Hugging him and kissing his cheek. You didn't see his smile as you walked over to Moon Man to ask for food.-Mr. Moon-
"Darling. Explain to me why you insist on putting fake eyelashes on my Cobra!?"
"Keep up the attitude and you'll have a thing or two glued to your face tomorrow."
He looked at you, just the look a parent gives you. 'Who raised you?!'
"You have been around that Drew child to much."
"He called you a wheel of cheese once."
"I KNEW IT!"-Boris Drew-
"Sweetie. You can't spend your whole allowance once I hand it to you."
"But- But- The candy store just made a new kind of candy apple-!"
"Sweetie, you are not coming home, high on sugar."
He folded his arms as you pouted. "Sweetheart I'm not giving you an early allowance. I know you have a sweet tooth, but I don't want your teeth to hurt."
He picked you up and set you on the counter.
"Do you want to help me make dinner?"
You sniffle.
"What is it."
You mumble as he stroked your cheek. "Your favorite."
He handed you the spoon.-Abel Angel-
"What do you need money for?"
"Some fuckin' brat is up my ass because I eat the lunches you make me instead of the one the school makes."
"First. Language. Second."
He pulled you into him, stroking your hair.
"Why bother? You're tough, and I know you like my food. So why eat the slop she eats there?"
You nod, smiling as he hands you another lunch.
"I expect a call from your principal today. Just don't hit unless needed."-Moon Man-
"Honey, don't listen to my brother. Just because we don't live like he does, needs to affect you."
"But- but-"
You'd stutter, more tears streaming down your cheeks as he set the milkshake in front of you.
"Honey.. I'm trying- Oh-!"
You'd hug him extremely tightly. Sniffling and then letting go.
"I'm happy! I don't want you to think I'm not!"
He'd smile at you, kissing your forehead as you pushed his glasses back up onto his face.
"I'm glad."-Undertaker-
"Here."
"Okay, now I- Dad that's real money."
"Yeah?"
"We are playing Monopoly!"-Ink Demon-
"So, you need money?"
You nodded, recently his voice had become deeper and raspy.
"I want cake."
"We can make you one."
"You can't bake for the life of you."
"Fair, little one."-Axel Angel-
"You want fiftey bucks?! For what!"
"I've been cleaning off gravestones for a day! Reaper paid, scoff it up."
He headed you the money. "Fair argument."
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FanfictionWhat happens when these beloved toons find a child? Alone and abandoned? In my personal opinion that's a Jack the Ripper situation. Find out here!