Friday was refusing to get out of bed. She was having such a good dream about her and Ian that even Melanie couldn't wake her up, (not that Mel wanted to), she really was channeling her inner Melanie. So Mel had to go get Ian thinking he would be the only person to wake her up.
"Just get up! It's not that hard!" exclaimed Ian
"NO I'M HIBERNATING" replied Friday with a yawn
"What? It's not even cold out? And you're not an animal?"
"Actually... Humans can move on their own and are placed in the animal kingdom. Further, humans belong to the animal phylum known as chordates because we have a backbone. The human animal has hair and milk glands, so we are placed in the class of mammals. Within the mammal class, humans are placed in the primate order-"
"What?" interupted Ian
"To summarise, I CAN BE WHATEVER I WANT TO BE" yelled Friday
"Just get out of BED."
"NO."
"Ugh... That's it..." groaned Ian. Friday was genuinely scared of what Ian was about to do next, he picked her up ☆✧bridal style☆✧
"P-put me down" blurted Friday
"No."
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