Study Group [Male Reader x Various/Harem]

The Press

Y/N and the girls were sat in the great hall at the breakfast feast, with Hermione reading the paper.

"Look at this! I can't believe it! She's done it again." Hermione stated as she showed Y/N the photo of them both hugging. His finger was tapping the table nervously, a detail Hermione noticed but decided to keep on the down low until they could discuss it in private. She began reading the paper aloud to Y/N, Harry, and Ron. "Miss Granger, a plain but ambitious girl, seems to be developing a taste for famous wizards. Her latest prey, sources report, is none other than the Bulgarian bonbon, Viktor Krum. No word yet on how Y/N L/N is taking this latest emotional blow."

"Lots of things wrong with that, mostly...plain? You're the least plain person here. Besides, you're the brightest witch of her age, I think that makes you anything but plain. Skeeter is just trying to get under our skin. At the end of the day, fuck her and everything she prints. If you want I could...have a word with her about it." Y/N said as Hermione looked at him.

"Y/N, I don't think attacking a journalist will do you any favours." Hermione said as Y/N scoffed.

"It'll make me feel better?" Y/N suggested as Hermione clipped him around the ear.

"Don't be an idiot." Hermione said as Nigel arrived with a package.

"Parcel for you, Mr Weasley." Nigel said as he handed the package over to Ron.

"Ah. Thank you Nigel." Ron said as Y/N looked at him.

"Please tell me you plan on paying him or something?" Y/N remarked as Nigel hung around looking between Y/N and Harry. Hermione cleared her throat and Ron turned to face Nigel.

"Not now, Nigel." Ron said as Y/N sighed.

"What's Ronald here promised you Nigel?"

"Yours and Harry's autograph." Ron explained.

Y/N pulled out a pen and wrote his name down on a piece of parchment, before handing the pen and paper to Harry who signed it as well. Y/N handed the paper to Nigel.

"When you find a photo, just hold the paper against the photo and tap it three times, the signatures will transfer over to the photo." Y/N said kindly as Nigel nodded with a smile before rushing off.

Ron opened the parcel and saw it was from his mum.

"Oh, look, mum's sent me something." Ron said, he pulled the contents out and Y/N recognised what it was and what it was for. Ron held it up to himself all while Y/N had his head on the table laughing. "Mum sent me a dress."

That made Y/N laugh even harder.

"What? What are you laughing at?!"

"Well, it does match your eyes, is there a bonnet? Ah ha!" Harry said as he pulled out a bonnet and people who saw started laughing, Y/N was crying with laughter at Ron not knowing, he was pinching the bridge of his nose laughing couldn't stop.

"Nose down, Harry. Ginny, these must be for you." Ron said as Y/N burst into another fit of laughter. "What are you laughing at?!"

"I'd be trying to pin that to someone else too if it was meant for me." Y/N wheezed as Harry burst out laughing.

"I'm not wearing that. It's ghastly." Ginny said with made Hermione crack, she finally let the comedy hit her, she was laughing. "I'm already getting my robes. Once I can walk again."

"You're struggling to walk?!" Daphne said from where her head was resting on the table, earning a laugh from Y/N and his girlfriends.

"What are you on about?" Ron asked as he turned to see Hermione and Y/N laughing.

"We'll tell you when you're older Ron." Y/N said as Weasley looked at him.

"They're not for Ginny. They're for you." Hermione laughed out, the hall burst into laughter as Y/N shook his head.

"They're dress robes you muppet."

"Dress robes? For what?" Ron asked, not knowing that his question would be answered in his next lesson with Professor McGonagall...