total drama fuckers
*noah added emma to the group chat*
noah: i swear that wasn't me
gwen: i sWeAr tHaT wAsNt mE
noah: 😐
emma: hey guys!
noah: she added herself in
cody: what are you doing with emma HUH
noah: take a chill pill bro you're right next to me
emma: yeah i kinda wanted it to be js me and noah catching up (no sketchy ass stuff included) but cody insisted on staying
noah: he BEGGED.
cody: i got down on my knees
courtney: it's giving attachment issues
bridgette: can't relate 😕✌️
geoff: 😕✌️
duncan: they're literally mirroring each other
heather: omg emma my girlfriend what are you doing here?
emma: heather 😍😍😍😍😍😍
courtney: shit heather we agreed it would be a secret...
bridgette: i thought we were 4 lifers
emma: sorry baby
heather: aww come here pookies
courtney: bless your cotton socks! 🥰
justin: heather has never been this nice before
alejandro: it's all fun and games until you discover she has a praise kink
trent: tmi
duncan: i can't tell if they're joking or not though
heather: we aren't.
trent: oh well someone is bringing out the punctuation are we?
courtney: i didn't wanna tell you like this duncan...
noah: you didn't wanna tell ANY of this like that
cody: how come i didnt hear shit about this heather you're literally my sister and emma you're literally sitting opposite me
noah: and me
emma: we just... agreed to keep it on the low
bridgette: sorry, i really didn't wanna lie to you geoff...
geoff: bridge...
alejandro: what if i touched you right now
heather: 😐😐
emma: guys can i come out rq im a desbuan
duncan: desbuan 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
alejandro: IM A Desbuan
courtney: duncanrainbowdashchocolateswirl
duncan: FUCK OFF
duncan: there's no way you guys are actually dating
courtney: would you rather me and scott get together?
duncan: DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THAT COURTNEY SATELLA.
heather: ew i hate scott but i sure do love bridgette emma and courtney 😍
emma: i love you too baby
bridgette: i love you more bbys
geoff: THAT'S MY SPECIAL NAME ☹️
courtney: ❤️❤️
noah: it's giving 'im dumb she's a lesbian'
gwen: well im still single so theres that 👉👈
heather: NOBODY FUCKINF WANTS YOU GWEN IF SOMEONE WANTED YOU THEY WOULD'VE ASKED YOU OUT BY NOW IT'S BEEN YEARS FUCK OFF
gwen: IT WAS JUST A JOKE
cody: it's alr gwen
heather: im gonna hold your hand while i say this cody
bridgette: why dont you hold my hand instead sweetheart
heather: marry me rn
heather: but cody gwen has no game you're like the only guy who ever wanted her + you like men
cody: tbh at this point i would consider myself noahsexual
noah: wow
gwen: i literally dated trent and duncan
duncan: 😬
courtney: bit of a sensitive topic there
trent: yeah...also the world doesn't revolve around you, i cant believe you broke up w me because you thought i was obsessed with you. i WASN'T.
gwen: ykw i can't believe? the fact that you're still hanging onto all this bullshit from years ago
gwen: literally get a life i made a joke and that's that
courtney: yeah okay i guess
emma: now i probably shouldn't be here anymore
bridgette: yeah probably not
alejandro: prolly not 🤓
justin: by god can any of you take this seriously
alejandro: actually yes i can stfu man candy
emma: im gonna leave now
emma: also happy april fools
duncan: oh thank god
geoff: wdym it's not even april lmao
heather: 🤷♀️
a/n
@diescutely_ another one of your splendid ideas
also i literally didnt know where i was going with this chapter i js went w whatever my fingers typed out
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Humorthis is my version of the total drama gc fics - includes plot, the gen1 total drama characters, some of the roti characters and more! COMPLETED
