Harmony Beauty (Solarhumans/balls x planet Reader)

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Harmonica (y/n) pov

Me and Jupiter are watching the rock planets playing asteroid dodgeball again.... do they even learn.... Selunaria is playing with Jupiter moons and hugging a flustered Ganymede with teasing Europa, IO, and Callisto. Anyway, an asteroid hits Mars...

"Ah, ouch. Okay u-uh timeout dude." Mars says
"Heheh, okay. Wait, it's awfully quiet..." Earth laughs out at first
"Yeah, why isn't Venus telling us we're acting like reckless idiots?" Mars says in confusion
"Is Venus actually gone?" Mercury asks hopefully

Me and Jupiter look at each other in confusion.

"Have you guys never noticed that before? He's on orbit behind the sun like, every year and a half" Jupiter says

They all face us in confusion.

"It's like it takes Earth 356 days to do his orbit, and me, it takes around 115 years for me to do my complete orbit" I explained
"Well, while he isn't here- Uh, can I hang out with you guys? Well, Venus never lets me come close to y'all." Mercury says

I frown at that

"Man, you can't let Venus control your life, you gotta stand up for yourself." Mars says
"Yeah! What's his problem anyways? It's always 'You're Earthlings did this,' and 'You're earthlings did that.'" Earth states
"Well- Exactly, he's just a-a-a mean, hot rock! With metal rain, and-and heat, and your Earthlings wouldn't even want to visit him, or settle on him. And-and he keeps insulting me just 'cause I'm small!" Mercury says in anger

I frown and drift to him and hug him. He snuggles into me. Aww, such a cute little brother. I see Venus approaches from behind the Sun, glaring at Mercury. But smiles at me.

"And calls me pipsqueak! Argh!" Mercury groans out

Earth and Mars see Venus behind us and shake their head, trying to warn him. I shake him slightly, but it seems he is in one of his ranting episodes....

"He's a melting trash planet! W-why would I care- What he... *noticing Venus* Uh- thinks,,. about..." Mercury says
"Get back to your orbit, pipsqueak." Venus shouts
"Y-yes! Mr Venus, sir!" Mercury shrieks out

He gets out of my grip and speeds away. I sigh and face Venus for him to hug me. He faces Earth and Mars in annoyance.

"Hey! Were you playing asteroid dodgeball AGAIN you reckless idiots!?" Venus shouts
"Ah- there it is." Earth and Mars say calmly

I just face palm as Venus goes to them and argue with them. I sigh and drift back to Jupiter and hug him before going back to my orbit with Selunaria, who kisses Ganymede cheek. Hehe blackmail.

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A few days later, I'm hugging Uranus as he sleeps, his head using my chest as a pillow. I had to wrap my legs around his larger form so we both were comfortable.

(A/n: I forgot to mention that you have the same chest size as Mina from BNHA)

I'm running my fingers through his hair and smiling as he nuzzles into me as he sleeps.

Selunaria is with Ariel and Thalassa. Neptune appears next to us and notices Uranus sleeping.

"Ah... I should be quiet...." He mutters
"Where have you been, Neptune?" I ask
"Places" He derps out

I look at him with a raised eyebrow as he hangs upside down.

"Well-" I start

We both stop talking or doing what we're doing to see the sun having a solar flare moment... poor Mercury.  I look back to see Neptune has vanished again... seriously... for a slow planet, he can vanish faster than Thanos can snap his fingers.... I hear Uranus whine, and I return to what I was doing, and he smiles in his sleep. Hehehe, cute. I kiss his head.

"Love you, big snowball" I whisper

I yawn, and I fall asleep like this.

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I grew board and went to chill with the other rock planets, but they were busy with their orbits. I sigh and spot Astrodude minding his own business sing a tune. I raise an eyebrow, and I drift to him.

"Astrodude!" I say
"Gah! Oh... Harmonica." He says
"What you humming?" I ask
"Oh, just a song. I can't sing, so I just hum it" He says
"Oh! I know what a song is, my old lifelings use it for entertainment...." I say
"Oh, do you know any songs?" He asks

I rub my chin and nod my head.

"Could you sing one?" He asks
"Dunno.... but I'll try" I say

He smiles up at me as I close my eyes to think, and then I smile at him. My smile vanishes.

"~I'm sorry but your story isn't adding up
Think your religion is a lie to keep my mouth shut
So I won't testify the crimes you're keeping score of
Why don't you throw me to the wolves I thought you were one~" I sing

I feel eyes on me, but I ignore it. I manipulate my atmosphere light to summon my old sun, which is 100x bigger than this solar system sun. My eyes slightly darkens.

"~You were standing there like an angry god
Counting out my sins just to cross them off
Saying that my tongue was too loud to trust
And that my blood couldn't keep you~" I sing

I manipulate my atmosphere light to create a light version of Celestaline.

"~My dear, you're not so innocent
You're fooling Heaven's gates
So you won't have to change
You're no saint, you're no savior~" I sing

I hold the light Celestaline as I sang and frown more.

"~Your revelations don't look nothing like the pictures
You read between the lines and don't stick to the scriptures
You only follow rules if others follow with you
That doesn't sound so holy only playing victim~" I sing

I push the light Celestaline away to my old sun, for more light to come out of me to show my old solar system of 12 planets. My eyes darken more.

"~You were standing there like an angry god
Counting out my sins just to cross them off
Saying that my tongue was too loud to trust
And that my blood couldn't keep you

My dear, you're not so innocent
You're fooling Heaven's gates
So you won't have to change
You're no saint, you're no savior~" I sing in anger

Liquid gold and lava tears fall from my eyes. I vanish light Celestaline back to me, just leaving the light planets and my old sun.

"~So keep your judgment for someone else, I've had enough
And keep your judgment for someone else, I've had enough
So keep your judgment for someone else, I've had enough
And keep your judgment for someone else, I've had enough~" I sing

I grip my head as more tears fall.

"~My dear, you're not so innocent
You're fooling Heaven's gates
So you won't have to change
You're no saint, you're no savior~" I sing

The light planets and my old sun vanish and return to me. I feel arms around me and see it's Selunaria and Mars. I smile a bit at them and hug them back.

"Was that... your solar system?" Astrodude asks
"Unfortunately " I say
".... that sun..." Sun says

We all face him as he frowns in thought.

"Is mere moments away from becoming a red giant, or has already exploded... hahaha! But you're safe here now, so it's all fine!" Sun says

Wait... now I realise it now... I wonder. I shrug gently, and I'll just think about it later as I wipe my tears away.

"But oh, you sang so beautifully!" Saturn hums out

I blush in embarrassment and smile softly at him. Selunaria nuzzles into my chest, and Mars nods in agreement with Saturn.

"Yeah! You should sing often!" Mars says

I blush brightly and rub my neck sheepishly.