GETTING ISEKAID??! SIGN ME UP!!!!
You, who are just a normal high school student living their normal life. You are a big fan of anime/manga/novel of Bungou Stray Dogs. One day, a bright light shines across your eyes and now, you are in somewhere fa...
Warning(s) : Dazai(idk why) ,unhinged bs, also I'm NOT high while writing this pls, no kidnapping this time(?)
A wall? Really? A freaking wall? You're trying not to break down and throw a tantrum in front of Ango and other government agents (even if you really wanted to) but you kept your composure.
"Wow. What a lovely view!! " you said with sarcastic enthusiasm.
"... " Ango eyed you and wrote something down his notebook, again.
He then took out his phone and dialed a number. 'xxx-xxxxxxx' A few seconds passed and a familiar voice came from the phone.
Oh god- not him-!
"Hey Ango~ Isn't it rare for you to call me at such hours~" a certain man spoke from the phone.
You looked at the clock on the wall and realized it's already 11:59pm. Wow.
"I think an 'acquaintance' of yours that you spoke of just appeared in my line of work. Please pick them up, and no, you're not gonna drive. Bring someone to drive. "
Oh hell no- I'm not gonna survive with that suicidal bandage wasting maniac!!
Well all of the sudden, an eagle that's the size of a car came crashing into the room from the fake window.
• • •
What.
Everyone was shocked and stood there in disbelief as the eagle turned to your direction and 'caw' at you. You stood there frozen like the Elsa in Frozen II.
After that, the eagle grabbed you with its beak and flew away with you held as hostage. Ango was so stunned by the event that just unfolded that his glasses dropped.
"I don't think you need to come now, Dazai. " Ango then hangs up the phone.
"Erm- what the Sigma?" you said while trying to uncringe yourself but failed when you said those words.
Anyways you're now just hanging off an eagle that's the size of the car. Very normal, right?
You gave up and just decided to take whatever fate throws at you. (which is whatever I, the author throws at you :)
Can you take it?
HEHE I'M SO SORRY I HAVEN'T UPDATED RAHHHHHHHH ALSO DON'T MIND THIS CHAPTER I WAS HIGH (I'm not) BUT PLS COMMENT IT HELPS WITH MY MOTIVATION AND ALSO HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY TO DAZAI (19/6) WHICH IS THE SAME DAY AS MY BIRTHDAY HAHSHHAHA THAT'S MY BIGGEST FLEX AS A BSD FAN ALSO WTH IS THE NEW CHAPTER I LOVE FYODOR BUT WHA??? I'M SO CONFUSED RAGHHHH ANYWAYS HOPE U ENJOY THIS SILLY CHAPTER AND I JUST GOT INTO ORV KIMDOKJA MY LOVE- SORRY I'M YAPPING TOO MUCH BUT IMMA CONTINUE I FORGOT WATTPAD EXIST AND I WROTE SH ON IT HSHHSHSHSHHS (I'm sorry) BUT WAIT WAIT IMMA SHOW AN ART MY FRIEND MADE FOR ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY (SHE PUT CHUUYA AND DAZAI IN IT I LOVE HER AND HER ART ITS SO YUMMY)
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SHE GOT MY OCS IN IT TOO ARGHHHHHHHH (sobbing furiously) Also the reason I forgot Wattpad is probably because I've been getting into Manhwa, Manhua and Manga lately lol found some hidden gems too but that's all for today pls stay you don't know how much it means to me T0T
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