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DANICA SELWYN-WEASLEY

JENNA ORTEGA





" so, these private lessons with him haven't been helping at all? "

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" so, these private lessons with him haven't been helping at all? "

" let's just say that I couldn't tell you how to spot the differences between a doxie and a pixie, but I could give an apt description of professor lupin's co— "

" ok! I get it! "






REMUS LUPIN

ANDREW GARFIELD





" I'm far too old for you

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" I'm far too old for you. "

" you didn't have an issue with my age before. it's just because you're my teacher, and you know it. "

" well, it certainly doesn't help the current situation. "

" and by current situation, you mean my one night stand ending up being my defense against the dark arts professor? "

" yes. thank you so much for saying it out loud and making it harder to deny. "






SIRIUS BLACK

BEN BARNES





" merlin, I am so the family disappointment

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" merlin, I am so the family disappointment. "

" so am I. no shame in it. "

" well, there's some shame when you've just fucked an azkaban escapee that you've been helping hide in a shack for all term. "

" james would say that shame was the most prominent emotion girls must've felt after sleeping with me. "






CLAUDIA SPENCER

AYO EDEBIRI





" what are the odds that cedric would want to double date with you and professor daddy? "

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" what are the odds that cedric would want to double date with you and professor daddy? "

" first, I need you to stop calling him that before someone hears. second, that would require cedric to actually want to date you. "

" damn. I see that his constant rejection is putting you in a shit mood. "

" no, you calling him professor daddy is putting me in a shit mood. "

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