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 .⋆·˚ ༘ * 'neptune'
IN WHICH you get to hear about
𓀿the life of bada☦︎
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── www.bada.com⁂␈'
✧.*·˚001. INCORRECT QUOTES !!
feel the pop 


#1

bada: Everything will be ok. You can not stop it.
bada: Everything will be fine. You have no choice.
jiwoong: What the fuck kind of pep talk is that?
bada: Ominous positivity.


#2

taerae: I'm having problems with a guy...
bada: Like his dead body won't fit into your trunk kind of problems, or you like him kind of problems?


#3

hao: *sighs*
bada: You bored?
hao: Yeah.
bada: Wanna start drama for no reason?
hao: I thought you'd never ask.


#4

bada: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple...
matthew: I really care about your feelings!
jiwoong: I really care about YOUR feelings!
bada, turning their head: ...and then there's the disaster couple...
hao: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL!
hanbin: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!


#5

jiwoong: Why aren't there friend pick up lines? Pick up lines to make friends like-
jiwoong, to hao: Hey, that's a cute outfit. You know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you're a beautiful individual.
bada, to hanbin: Be my friend or I'll set your entire family on fire.
matthew: There are two types of people.


#6

taerae: You know, hao gives matthew flowers everyday, I wish you'd do that too.
bada: Okay.
*Later*
bada: *gives matthew flowers*
matthew: ???
bada: I don't know, I'm confused as well.


#7

bada, writing in a letter: "I'm going to kick.. your... ass."
bada: THERE. Now send it.
matthew:: Dude, your handwriting's terrible, are you sure you want to-
bada: JUST DO IT!
later
jiwoong: So what does it say?
hao, reading the letter: They say they're going to "lick my...."
jiwoong:
hao:
jiwoong: Gross-


#8

bada: Yeah, a partner sounds nice, but a supreme enemy you can make out with in secret sometimes sounds a lot more hardcore.


#9

bada: It'll be fun.
bada: We'll make a day of it.
bada: Come on you punk bitch.
jiwoong: I can't believe I have to say this.
jiwoong: I don't have time to get tested for sti's with you tomorrow.


#10

hanbin: So, bada is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.
jiwoong: Why?
hanbin: Because I've caught her trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row.
bada, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.


#11

bada: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.
hanbin: Seize the day, seize the night, what's the last one?
bada: Seize the dick.


#12

bada: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?
taerae: Can everyone in this godforsaken group please learn the skill called "Think Before You Speak"?
hao: Ya know... it might be.


#13

bada: What's sexting?
hao: I'm not having this conversation with you.


#14

The Squad: *walking at the mall*
taerae: Hey, have any of you guys seen bada? They've been gone for a while..
hanbin: Eh, nope.
hao: No, I haven't...
matthew: Probably ran off to McDonald's or something.
bada: Hey.
taerae: Ooh, there you are-
hanbin: What the fu-
matthew: I- where were you?!
bada: Walking right behind you guys.


#15

bada: I love saying 'fuck me' because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly.

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