Aziraphale X Crowley Oneshots

Tenth Oneshot

On a beautiful morning, Crowley entered Aziraphale's bookshop, Aziraphale's business had been booming more than usual, more and more people are interested in reading. Crowley passed the customers and leaned on Aziraphale's desk.

"Oh, good morning Crowley," Aziraphale smiled.

"Good morning," Crowley nodded.

"What are you up to today?" Aziraphale asked.

"I suppose nothing much," Crowley shrugged. "I convinced a whole church to praise the devil so I should be off for a couple of days."

"Oh good! Well not about the whole conversion thing but you're off!" Aziraphale turned a little fast. "One of my dearest friends has opened a resort, a relaxation spa resort and he invited me, but I also get a plus one ticket."

Aziraphale opened a book and inside were two tickets, he pulled one out and handed it to Crowley.

"Care to join?"

"Would I! I need a break from the job, my next vacation is in about eighty years." Crowley nodded.

"Well good, we leave tonight. I advise you to go and pack and then we can drive there, bring a bathing suit." Aziraphale smiled.

"Well, where about is it?" Crowley asked.

"Eh, somewhere in Wales." Aziraphale shrugged.

"Sounds perfect, I'll be back around 4:30?" Crowley asked.

"That sounds lovely," Aziraphale nodded.

In the late evening, they arrived at the luxurious resort, which had a stunning pool and beautiful scenery. They were eager to explore and relax.

"Well, this is just gorgeous." Crowley parked the car and the two stepped out.

It was going to be a night to remember. Everyone was dressed as though they were on vacation in Hawaii. The music was pumping and everyone was singing and dancing.

"Welcome Aziraphale, Felix told us you were coming." A front desk worker approached the two. "And this must be your partner,"

"Oh I'm just-" Crowley explained.

"Yes, this is." Aziraphale smiled, he held hands with Crowley

Crowley, who was very confused, went with it.

"That's wonderful, well this is your room key, my coworker and I will take your bags to your room." He smiled. "Feel free to go anywhere, dinner is being served at the moment if you'd like to join."

"Thank you very much," Aziraphale warmly smiled, and he turned to Crowley. "Dinner sounds lovely,"

"Oh yes, I'd love a nice dinner with my partner." Crowley smiled, patting Aziraphale's hand.

The two left the lobby and maintained their fake smile and fake relationship, once far away from others Crowley turned to Aziraphale.

"Partner am I?" Crowley asked.

"I may have forgotten one piece of information, but if you knew you may not have come," Aziraphale said. "It's a couple's resort."

"A couples resort?" Crowley repeated.

"I'm sorry for not telling you." Aziraphale pouted. "I just need you to be my boyfriend from today to Monday, that's it."

"Why not just tell me? I'm a good actor you know," Crowley linked arms with Aziraphale.

The two entered the dining area and glanced around at the buffet-style dining room.

"Well thank you for coming, I very much appreciate it." Aziraphale smiled.