"Joe!" A southern voice yelled. "What the HELL are you doing on that roof." She looks up.
"Um .. tribal chefing?" He says with a slight smile stated as if it was a damn question. He looks down at his wife and slightly gasps. Her beauty distracts him from his task at hand.
"SIMP ASS NIGGA GET THE FUCK DOWN OF THAT ROOF 'FOR YOU BUST YA ASS!" she yells looking at him unamused with his shit.
"You literally can't tell me what to do Im the tribal chef." (It's obvious he wanted to die chat..)
"Joe if you don't get the fuck down you gone meet Jesus quicker than you planned." She says with a black mom's authority, plotting to smack the 'tribal chef' outta his ass.
.. sorry what a hell of a way to start MY story. Hi I'm Kehlani, your soon to be tribal chefess that dumbass on the roof is Joe Anoa'i or as you know him Roman Reigns. He a lil slow if you ask me but I love him anyway that's my mannn y'all!! Sorry got sidetracked.
Joe has been taking this whole tribal chef thing seriously and he finna get beat the hell up if he don't shut that shit up, between cooking for these damn behemoths and entertaining people I'm tired as hell and him playing ' Micheal Phelps' off the roof is the last thing I need. Speaking of..
"JOE YOU GOT ABOUT FIVE SECONDS BEFORE I RIP YOU A NEW ASSHOLE GET DOWN NOW." He looks at her and sighs and starts mumbling under his breath.
"don't ever lemme do shi always yellin at me like she my momma or sum" he says with some attitude.
"What was that Ian hear ya" she says with this calm voice and crazed look in her eye almost lookin like her daddy.
"Nothing just bragging about my beauutiful wife Kehlani Anoa'i" smirking almost sly hoping to get away before she crashes out on his Samoan ass.
Before she could say anything else there was a knock on the door. "You better hope it's ya mama or that's ya ass leati." She chuckled sound just like the deadman herself and opened the door to see his mama and peoples.
"Heyyy y'all how was the trip" she says before hugging her mother-in-law all happy switching up from moments before, letting everyone in and showing them to the back yard.
"Bumpy as you know josh and Jon can't drive " she says giving a knowing look before they both busted out laughing.
"Mmtch now TT you know our driving ain't that bad" Jon a.k.a. Jimmy says looking at them both with a pout.
"Boy bye ya drivin as bad as ya cookin only thing you can make is a damn protein shake!" She says laughing her ass off before she can even finish.
"Awl ok DR. SEUSS rhymin like this some damn cat in the hat or sum" Josh/Jey says rolling his eyes in defense for his twin.
"Youn wanna get out there wimme young buck I'll teach you sum!" Getting into a fighting position, Kehlani prepares to throw them both while everybody is watching right into the pool.
-Small Time Skip- ( Short story short then niggas ended up in the pool and joe soon after.)
After all the laughing and joking eventually everyone gets settled and Rikishi pulls Kehlani to the slide for a little one on one, Just to check up on seeing as it's been months since hes seen her.
"Unt Untt what is it nowwww kishiii!!" She says with a big grin so happy to see him.
Rikishi starts chuckling before pulling her into a hug, "How's my favorite Teuila doin" he says with a smile happy to see the girl after months away from Texas being stuck in Florida dealing with the new house and things.
"Great honestly I've never been better in finally healed up and everything after having that baby and the ACL injury, everything has been put back into place."
He looks at her with a sense of pride and most tearing up.
"You are a strong beautiful woman and an even better mother and you've been through a lot and you've done nothing but work through all the things life has thrown you.. and that's what makes you an Anoa'i pretty little Teuila" He says with the biggest grin.
"Aww kishi you always know how to tug ma heart stringss!" She says with teary eyes and gives him the biggest hug.
"Well you know you've always been my favorite Teuila I've always shown you love you were just the sweetest girl and always had a smile on your face. Even when that shit with ya mama happened," He slightly looked away with this distant look in his eyes.
Almost as if whatever it was that happened was happening right in front of him. Rewatching everything happened almost made him full of anger all over again but he had to push it down for the sake of it being over, but not just over but soon to be forgotten.
She places a hand on his shoulder feeling the soft fabric that came with the shirt but also the slow and deliberate breaths he was taking to come himself down, each rise in his lungs had slowed his heart beat more and more. She slowly looked up at him and then with the softest voice she could muster she says..
"Thank you Kishi I don't know what I would have done if you weren't there for me, that whole thing was an complete nightmare but in the darkness my true light was you." She slightly smiles, "You are my damn hero and I wouldn't have it any other way."
He smiles and tucks the girl under his arm and walked her outside. "You've been a complete blessing to this family Teulia.. I love you sweetheart" He gives her a forehead kiss, she gives him a pat on the back and they go there separate ways enjoying the rest of the night...
After the night is over and everyone goes home, Joe gets a phone call from Triple H wanting to see him and Kehlani return soon, Hoping to see a new storyline and something big that'll bring in money. Joe gives him a summary and blows his mind. Triple H has a talk with creative and then everything is set in place and now..
The Bloodline will soon be in yo city.
A/N: 1082 words for the first chapter a little all over the place with the story tbh just wanted Kehlani to show her personality a bit and show a little of the family dynamic.
I hope you all liked this first chapter it's taken me a while to actually get ts started There will be more to come and hopefully soon if you all liked this lemme know in the comments if I should keep ts up or take it down😂😂
Y'all have a nice day/night stay healthy I love youu🩶
