incorrect quotes but wubbox

pt 1 lol (this is the "who broke it" meme)

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Air wubbox : So.Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Water wubbox : ...I did.I broke it.
Air wubbox : No.No you didn't. Rare?
Rare: Don't look at me. Look at Wubbox .
Wubbox : What?!I didn't break it.
Rare: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Wubbox : Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Rare: Suspicious.
Wubbox : No, it's not!
Plant wubbox : If it matters, probably not, but Cold wubbox was the last one to use it.
Cold wubbox : Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Plant wubbox : Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Cold wubbox : I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles.Everyone knows that, Plant wubbox !
Water wubbox : Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Air wubbox .
Air wubbox : No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Plant wubbox : Air wubbox ...Rare's been awfully quiet.
Rare: REALLY?!
* Everyone starts arguing*
Air wubbox , being interviewed: I broke it.I burned my hand so I punched it.
Air wubbox : I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Air wubbox :
Air wubbox : Good.It was getting a little chummy around here.