*Meanwhile, in the middle of the oregano desert*
Y/n: *Her eyes snap open, as she bolts up quickly* What- how- where am i- ow! *Touches the bruise sporting on her head, before covering her eyes from the harsh sunlight* A...desert? I'm in the middle of a DESERT?? *Paces back and forth* Okay, Y/n...just, stay calm...you're in the middle of a desert...no big deal......ah, who am i kidding, i'm going to die in this heat...why would anyone do thi- *Her eyes widen, until a furious glare appears on her face* Pizzahead.
*Meanwhile, outside Peppino's pizza business*
Mr. Stick: *Reaches a hand to knock on the front door to Peppino's pizza business* He should be locking up right about-
Peppino: *Opens the front door to his pizza business* Mr. Stick? What are you'a doing here at this time? I just paid for the rent'a this morning.
Tobias: *Jumps up and down, while squeaking up a storm, as he tugs on Peppino's trousers*
Mr. Stick: This little guy says someone took Y/n.
Peppino: Easy, Tobias... *Picks Tobias up* Wait, what??
Mr. Stick: I don't know exactly who took her...maybe Tobias knows who or what took Y/n?
Tobias: *Looking between Peppino and Mr. Stick, and squeaks once*
Peppino: Well? What did'a he say?
Mr. Stick: Apparently, Y/n was kidnapped by a forkknight.
Peppino: A...forkknight? Why would'a forkknight go after- *Completely silent for a few moment's, only for a panicked scream to erupt from his mouth*
*Back in the middle of the oregano desert*
Y/n: *Stomping through the arid desert* I'm such an idiot...why didn't i see the sign's? Pizzaface's attempted kidnapping, sending someone to break into Pepperman's house, meeting Pizzahead in person... *Picks up a small rock, and hurls it into the air in frustration* Once i get my hands on him, i- wait, Pepperman and Tobias! They must be still in Pepperman's house! They must be out looking for me by now...i have to hurry back to the city, and fast...if, i can survive getting out of this scorching desert first. But, there must be around 4-6 miles of nothing but desert...how am i going to get out alive?
???: I think i can help ya with that.
Y/n: *Her gaze turns to the large cactus standing near her* Who's that? Come out from there!
???: *Steps out from behind the large cactus* No need to be alarmed, miss.
Y/n: *Eying the mysterious, purple weasel warily* Who are you? An accomplice of Pizzahead's?
???: *Bursts out into laughter* Me? An accomplice? Why, i would never put such a lady such as yerself in any sort of danger.
Y/n: *Her gaze softens* I see...do you have a name, "mysterious stranger"? Mine is Y/n.
???: *Tips his hat* People call me Nack, but, i go by... *Whips out his popgun, and shoots a small cactus into pieces at a far distance with a single shot* ...Fang The Snipe.
Y/n: *Staring at what's left of the cactus, before turning to Fang with a look of admiration* Wow...that was awesome. How did you do that?
Fang: *Twirling his popgun, then blows the smoke emitting from the barrel of his popgun* Year's of living in these scorching wasteland's...i basically made this place my home. *Puts his popgun back in it's holster*
Y/n: You have a house in this rocky terrain? Then that means-
Fang: *Nods his head* I'm willin' to let ya stay at my hideout for the night.
Y/n: *Breathes a sigh of relief* Thank you so much, Fang. You're a lifesaver.
Fang: *Walking back behind the large cactus*
Y/n: Where are you goin- holy- is that...a hovercraft?
Fang: *Moving his hovercraft next to Y/n* Indeed it is, miss Y/n. This here is my pride and joy. I built it myself. Oh, allow me. *Holds his gloved hand out to Y/n*
Y/n: *Grabs ahold of Fang's gloved hand* Why thank you, Fang. *Hops into Fang's hovercraft, and takes a seat behind him*
Fang: Better buckle up, sweet thing. It's going to be a bumpy ride. *Presses a button, causing his hovercraft to take off into the sky, and towards the mountains ahead*
Y/n: *Putting the seatbelt around her midsection* Is your "hideout" perfectly safe?
Fang: But of course. I have a few friend's who would love to be acquainted with you.
Y/n: You have friend's?
Fang: Yep. You're going to love them.
???: *Watching Fang's hovercraft disappear in the horizon, as he squawks in a panic, before he makes a mad dash back to where he came from, a sheriff's farm*
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Pizza Tower: Pepperman x Female Human Reader.
FanfictionWhen Y/n enters an art gallery competition in hopes of earning enough money to buy her own house, she meets fellow opponent Pepperman, a talking pepper, who only wants to earn first place to fuel his own narcissistic ego, which annoys Y/n at first. ...
