A Human in Hell (Various x OC)

{ Chapter 23: Exes and Oohs Pt. 2 }

"So... you think you're too good for this family now?" Crimson asked with a cold glare.

"What?" Moxxie asked in surprise.

Crimson sternly gestures him over.

"C'mere."

Moxxie approaches his father.

"I- I don't understand---"

Crimson stands up and backhands Moxxie in the face, knocking him down.

"You think you're gonna just get to walk away from this family and never come back?! You're dead wrong, Mox!" he shouted angrily and grabbed Moxxie. "Matter of fact, the only thing you're right about is if that obnoxious piss-stain can't get made! Not unless he marries in!"

""Marries?" But, but who would marry—?"

"Who do you think?"

Crimson lets go of Moxxie and sits back down.

"This family needs that money and it's about time your pathetic-ass was useful for something!"

"Sir, I'm already married. I- I can't---" Moxxie tried to explain that he doesn't want to be with Chaz.

"You think I give a shit about your stupid beard? C'mon Mox, I even went through the trouble of makin' the house more to... your kind's liking."

Crimson presses a button on the table and bouncing dildos appear from the dining chairs, the walls, replacing the framed severed body parts, vases, and even behind a potted plant in the corner. A party ball hanging from the ceiling opens, pouring out confetti, revealing a banner that says "CONGRATS, GAY" and a trumpet fanfare.

"Wait, what? What do you think I'm into?" Moxxie questioned in disbelief and disgust.

"What? This is the kind of shit gays like, right?" Crimson asked.

"Okay, first off - Dad, I'm bisexual." Moxxie pointed out, which Crimson shrugged at that.

"Yeah. Gay."

"Oh, for fuck's sake! Secondly, I don't know a single person of any sexuality who'd enjoy this." Moxxie said, holding out a hand to block a dildo from hitting his face and smacking it down.

"Hah! There's dicks on the walls! Oh, that's fucking hilarious!" Blitz laughed from the hallway before yelping. "Ow!!"

A loud bonk can be heard along with Danika's angry shout.

"Will you just shut up and stop being so gross all the time?!!"

This made Moxxie frown in response while also satisfied to hear Danika putting Blitz in place. Crimson grabs Moxxie by the face.

"Look at me, kid. One way or another, you're gonna do what I fucking say. Don't cross me." he warned.

Moxxie reflects on his childhood, remembering having a loving mother only got his father to take her life away from him and making his childhood worse. Everything is in dead silence for a moment until Crimsons whispered deadly.

"Now, get to bed, Moxxie. We have a big day tomorrow."

Crimson lets go of Moxxie.

"I... Wait! We??"

"You're not the only one getting married. I found someone more... suitable and attractive replacement for your mother." Crimson smirked evilly.

Moxxie's eyes widens in horror and realization.

"You don't mean..."

"Your princess owl friend of yours. She's a royal and I need a heir. One that will take over my business and do a better job than you ever have. Danika will be part of this family whether you like it or not."