2 Balls in a Ball Sack ~ 10:39 am
VENUS: as a football player
I am supposed to ask yall if your going to the skirmish tonight
EARTH: venus
my bro
i love you (no homo)
but hell fucking no
my mom would skin me alive if i tried to miss an apointnmet
:(
MARS: i can
MERCURY: i will if i can go with someone!
LUNA: Same here
I'm meeting up with a few friends
MARS: wanna hang out w/ me Mercury?
MERCURY: you read my mind Marsy-poo (no homo)
EARTH: nah bro that seems like a full homo to me
SATURN: Nope.
Me and Jupiter are going to a wonderful little book nook and cafe!
JUPITER: I unquestionably cannot wait for tonight as well! It will truly be a marvelous time, my gorgeous loverboy!
EARTH: I TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID
WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK WAS THAT
URANUS: Remember Jupiter
No homo on main
JUPITER: Goodness me, I must have forgotten. My sincerest apologies.
URANUS: also Neptune and I can't go, we will be out of the city this entire weekend
VENUS: to those who can come: thanks 🙏
and to those who can't: GO FUCK YOURSELFS YOU FUCKING PUSSIES
2 Balls in a Ball Sack ~ 2:28 pm
MARS: hey venus
VENUS: yea?
MARS: what time even is the skirmish
VENUS: 4pm
MARS: thanks 🙏
2 Balls in a Ball Sack ~ 6:47 pm
LUNA: SOME SHIT HAPPENED
EARTH: IM ALL WARS
TELL ME MY DEAREST BRITHER
MARS: dude it was crazy
EARTH: all the more reason to tell me
now go on luna
spill the tea
LUNA: ok so
and this is all i got from europa
JUPITER: Oh, I know her! She is my younger brother Ganymede's girlfriend! She's such a sweet young lady!
URANUS: And you talk like an old man.
Please continue Luna
LUNA: ANYWAY
So these two girls bump into each other while leaving their bathroom stalls
and then girl A asks girl B why she was flirting with A's boyfriend
B says that she had no shame and that she slept with A's boyfriend too
A goes at B and they get into a cat fight
punches are being thrown and everything
all of a sudden, A rips off a part of B's hair, exposing B's scalp to the world
finally some admin and police get to the bathroom
and both girls are walked out in handcuffs
EARTH: THATS INSANE LIL BRO
a respectble crash out
BUT STULL INSANE
MARS: i bet anyone one of yall $20 if Saggi A* talks about the fight in 1st block
URANUS: your on. i bet you 30$ if she does it during 2nd block
2 Balls in a Ball Sack ~ 7:36 am
URANUS: FUCK
MARS: pay up big boy
URANUS: meet me in the main hall before seminar and i've got your 30$
YOU ARE READING
Solarballs High School GC
FanfictionSolarballs high school au, but in chatfic form cause why not this is also self indulgent i fear
