Benson Be Gone

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(Episode starts with Mr. Maellard in his office with Benson and Y/n.)

Mr. Maellard: Snacks disappearing from the snack bar? Holes in the walls? $500 worth of prank phone calls? It's ridiculous! What are you doing to my park, Beanteen?

Benson: But, sir, it's not my fault. It's Mordecai and Rigby. (points) It's right here in my report.

Mr. Maellard: Are you my park manager, Beanteen?

Benson: Yes, sir.

Mr. Maellard: Then everything that happens here is your fault.

Benson: Well, yes, technically, but...

Mr. Maellard: Say it.

Benson: Everything that happens here is my fault.

Y/n: Grandpa I promise Benson is a great manager he'll do a good job.

Mr. Maellard: I hope so because if one mor-

(Gets interrupted as Mr. Maellard's limo crashes into the office.)

Mr. Maellard: My car!

Y/n: (face slaps) Oh no!

(The window lowers, revealing Mordecai at the wheel.)

Mordecai: Sorry, Benson, remember how I told you that I could drive stick? Well, I'm a little rusty.

Y/n: This isn't just "rusty"! Rusty is messing up a turn or something, you crashed in the wall all the way up here somehow!

Rigby: I told you that you should've let me be the one to park it.

Mr. Maellard: Why are they driving my car when I specifically told you to park it?!

Benson: I did, sir, but I delegated it to Mordecai and Rigby.

(Benson realizes that it's his fault while Mordecai and Rigby watch with confusion.)

Mordecai: Uh, this is getting a little awkward, so we're gonna take off.

(Mordecai starts backing out of the office.)

Y/n: Don't go backwards from there!

Benson: Wait!

(The limo was about to crash to the ground, until Y/n transformed and caught it.)

Y/n: Whew that was a close one.

Mr. Maellard: Great job my boy. (turns to Benson) There will be an emergency meeting tomorrow. Things are going to change around here.

(Dramatic music plays as Benson can only prepare for the worse. Clock transition to the outside of the park the next day. A blonde lady stands next to Mr. Maellard as he gives a speech to the park workers.)

Mr. Maellard: I'm sure you're all anxious to get back to work so let me make this brief to you now. Beancan, you're being demoted.

Benson: What?

Mr. Maellard: Everyone, this is Susan. She'll be taking over Beanton's duties at the park.

Susan: Thank you, Mr. Maellard. First, I would like to thank Benson for agreeing to step down from his position.

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