Dork Diaries: Tales From A Not So Perfect Secret Keeper.

Friday, February 13th

OMG!

Today, I decided to cover up YOUR, I mean MY diary with a cool thing.

I bought a dress, but I decided to cut it up, and MAKE IT THE COVER OF MY DIARY!

Then I Ra- SCURRIED back to the shop and bought the same dress, cute boots, and a HEADBAND for only $670 :)!

Don't hate me cause I'm RICH!

Then I went to school.

I flirted with Brandon.

Even though I KNOW he likes me, he DOESNT like to show it. As soon as I do get his heart, I'll be pushing her to the bottom.

So, anyways, they were gonna SHOOT a MOVIE called "Middle School Drama" and they needed a BOY and GIRL!

The teacher got to pick partners and I PAID her $700 to PAIR ME UP WITH BRANDY!

"So, I'm gonna announce your partners"

"Cindy with Will"

"Amelia with Chris"

"Brandon with-

Nikki was so HAPPY!

"MACKENZIE!"

She looked down and tried TO HOLD BACK HER TEARS.

"Hey Braaaaandon. Ready to audition?"

I then put on a layer of my NEW lip gloss Ready for Revenge Red :)!

Eat your heart out, hon!

We got to keep our names, except I was gonna be called MACK!

I love it.

"Mack, I've been needing to tell you something"

"What is it?"

"I-

Then YOU interrupted.

"Miss, can I go to the BATHROOM?"

Like, who asks for that.

Just GO!

UGH, Maxwell, you ruined my chances of GETTING BRANDON 😡!

So after school, I stomped home, curled my HAIR (my stylist, who has worked with T. Swift, Ariana G, Selena Gomez, and TONS OTHERS) then sat on my 10,000 dollar bed. It's so comfy.

Then one of MY maids (yes my mom, sister, and DAD each have 5 maids) brought me BROWNIES.

OMG! They were so YUMMY!

Thank you, HON!

I painted my nails, Pretty Purple Party!

Mostly cause my birthday was TOMORROW!

Maxwell, you better NOT ruin my PARTY!

Hehe.

Then Jess texted me.

If you don't know who Jess, is, she's my CCP Friend, Jessica Hunter.

I love her to DEATH.

But sometimes she can be a lit- SUPERannoying!

J: Hey Mack!

M: hey Jess, wanna go to the mall to shop. We can ride in my PRIVATE AIRPLANE!

J: Sure, be over in a bit!

M: Cya.

"Kenzie, sweetie. Can you take Amanda with you to the MALL"

"MOMMY, NO! She ruins everything."

"I'll pay you $1,000"

"Okey. PINT SIZED PIRANHA, COME DOWN"

A/N: got that from ciarakeller, I don't deserve that credit :)

Our doorbell rang.

Well first, Let me tell you ABOUT MY HOUSE!

I have 2 pools, one INDOOR, one OUTDOOR.

I have a MOVIE THEATER.

I have a hot tub in MY ROOM.

Also a pool!

I have a TANNING SALON, a STAR-BUCKS, a room that's bigger than your HOUSE! And a dog named Sweetie (OMG, she is so ADORBS)

Anyways, back to ME!

"Hey Jess, ready to go?"

"Yup, wait, we have to bring that BRAT?"

"My mom paid me."

"How much?"

"$1,000 dollars" I whispered.

"Good deal" she whispered back

So we hopped into the PRIVATE AIRPLANE!

And our driver, Frank, I mean PILOT, let's us SKYDIVE out!

I'm so lucky, #RichGirlLife!

So we bought like clothes worth $10,000 :)!

Then, i saw this new LIP GLOSS COLOR, Cotton Candy Craze.!

It looked AWESOME on me!

Then I turned around.

"Hey Dorkwell!"

"Oh, still wearing the old, baggy, clothes" Jess said

"At least my lip gloss doesn't rush to my BRAIN!" you said back.

"I saw you looking for something, earlier."

"Well it better not be your DIARY, cause if that gets into the wrong hand, it could be BAD" I said :)!

When I said Diary, your eyes were as BIG as SAUCERS :)!

Words cannot express how I'm feeling right now.

Except #YayMe

A/N: I got that from DD9 :) spoiler sorry
-Diamond

So after that, I dropped JESS off then went HOME!

I had a gourmet dinner, then went to sleep.

What a DAY!

Toodles!

💟Kenzie