[Open with an exterior shot of the Hazbin Hotel before cutting to inside with Lute pacing back and forth in panic mode. Keekee was in the shot, walking alongside her owner.]
Lute: Okay. So, the extermination time is six months earlier than a year. No biggie, just a tiny, itty-bitty setback. Nothing we can't handle. Just angels cutting our timetable in half, but who needs a whole year to save souls, am I right?! [Starts to panic.] And next time when they cut the time in half again, and again, we'll just handle it, right?!
[Adam grabs Lute, calming her down.]
Adam: Yes. Yes we will.
Katie Killjoy: Oh, please, ya had less then half a chance when you started all this redemption bullshit. And now... [Her phone vibrates with violent threating messages such as "fucking bitch"] Ain't no silver lining this time, toots.
Lute: Sure there is! We just...have to look a little harder for it!
Katie Killjoy Well, while you're lookin', the rest of hell is goin' nuts. [She waves her phone in their faces.] People are already freakin' out about the news. Look at what's happenin' in the Doomsday District.
[She scrolls down an article with the bottom showing a demon screaming in front of a fire. Suddenly a pink message appears. Lute gets closer to read it.]
Lute: Err, what is a... "donkey show"?
[Katie panics and retreats the phone back.]
Katie Killjoy: Aah, oh...heh, nothing. It's just my boss, Mimzy. She is freaked out and panicking about the news too. Like I said, everyone's losing their shit right now.
Adam: Yeah, that's true. Sinners are desperate. Maybe desperate enough to try anything to escape the extermination?
Lute: [She gasps at the idea.] This is the perfect time to recruit more sinners for the hotel!
Katie Killjoy: Yeah. That's a cute idea and all, but you really gonna go out in all of this? [She waves the phone with the place still on fire and demons in panic.]
Adam: Well, it's not like people are just gonna show up on our doorstep-
[Suddenly, there is a massive explosion made Lute scream in fright from behind, getting their attention. They turn to see a freshly made hole in the wall, then cuts to outside to see Husk armed for battle. The scene cuts inside to see him and his kitten Boiz scattering around.]
Husk: Show yourself Vox! Come and face-
[Husk pauses for a moment when he notices Vox absent from the freshly made hole. He then looks to see him sipping coffee on the balcony of the second floor.]
Husk: Oh, there you are. Face my wrath!
Vox: Who are you again?
Husk: Who am I? Who am I?! I am the great Husker!
[Vox dissolves into electricity, as he descends to the ground, materializing aside Katie, Adam, and Lute, who are in the scene watching Husk's zeppelin.]
Husk: Inventor, architect of dessstruction, villain extraordinaire!
Kitten Bois: Ooh! You tell 'em, boss!
[Vaggie appears on Vox's right shoulder, clearly starstruck.]
Vaggie: Ooooooh, he's a bad boy~
[Vox scoops Vaggie up and drops her to the ground.]
Vox: Ha, well if all that's true, you'd think I'd have heard of you.
Husk: I literally attacked you last week.
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Hazbin Hotel "A mess" Swap AU.
FanfictionSoo. This exists. Why? Purely for fun. Cover made by, yours truly, Me. This is just a random little swap au. I think it's a fun thing so it exists.
