Solarballs shenanigans

Solarballs x Statehumans 🗣️⁉️

Crossover bc I'm a fucking weirdo

In this AU Earth can go onto his surface as a human n shit, and he can also transform other planets/sentient astronomical object into humans onto his surface too.

If you've read my Countryhumans book you'll know abt them alr, if you haven't then I'll wait.

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You did? Thank you!

Anyways let's get onto the story!

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Florida had laid in the grass field alongside Louisiana, they both had yelled fire in a Publix, caused a fight in a bar and ran from the police all in one night, crazy right? As they sat there, winded, Florida stretched out her arm high into the sky like she was trying to grab the moon, oh to be able to be in space, it was one of her biggest dreams in life.

Even before she became a state she'd always had a fascination in the abyss above, and yet it was always  so far out of reach, even with all of the power and authority she has now, she could've easily went to space a long time ago but even now there were limitations, so she was just stuck daydreaming about the stars.

Florida: Hey Loui.

Louisianna: yes sha?

Florida: What if the planets and moon were sentient just like us, watching down on us, observing, you know?

Louisiana: Mais sha you take sum I don't know about?

They both chuckled before Florida continued.

Florida: I've always wanted to know what being in space is like, but yet that dream is so far away, just like them.

Louisiana grabbed Florida's extended hand before bringing it down and looking at her.

Louisiana: Of course I do sha, and one day I'll make all your dreams come true, no homo.

Louisiana winked at her as he said the last part causing her to let go and playfully push him away before making a disgusted a face away.

Florida: You didn't even use it right!

They both laughed at loui's silly little action before being interrupted by a figure.

Gov: And what are you too doing out here so late?

They both shot up and made up some bullshit excuse, as they blabbered on, gov just rubbed his temple before teleporting them three back to the statehouse. As two walked towards Florida's bedroom they complained about governments annoying over bearing nature, as Florida pushed open her door they both were greeted by the sight of a dark skinned boy with grey wavy hair in a half up, half down hairstyle who looked to be around 14 or 17, they couldn't tell since he was curled up on the floor in pastel blue pajamas with stars on them with a grey cape with black patterns.

Florida fell to her knees in disbelief as they both stared at this random boy that had somehow materialized in the center of her room, she held her hand out and poked the boy, as she did that he seemed to shoot to life his eyes shooting open causing Florida to shoot back at god speed to the back wall of her room with a massive thud.

The boy rubbed his eyes before smiling at Louisiana and then looking to Florida before saying.

Luna: Hello Florida

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It's 2:52 am, on a school night, why do I do this to myself

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