Lost love

Ennamo idikuthe!!

"Dei Nilra!!", Vijay stalked forward as he glared at Ajay.

'Ayyayoo!! Maatikittiye da mangaamadaya!!!', Ajay slowly turned around to face Vijay, his face doing his signature 'thiruttumuzhi'. "Anne!! Sollunne!!", his smile came out as more of a grimace.

Vijay raised his eyebrows at him as he clasped his hands together at his back. He, without uttering a single word, just stared Ajay down until he broke.

"Ayyo!! Enaku onnume theriyadhu!! Sathyama theriyadhu!! Promise!!", Ajay blubbered as he hopped from foot to foot in front of Vijay.

"Modalla steady ah nilluda!!", Vijay barked at him, "thaiya thakkaanu adikittu!!"

Ajay scratched his head vigorously, blowing up from the pressure, "Ayyooo mudiyalaye!! Ipove kanna kattudhe!!"

Vijay frowned at him confused and held him by his shoulders, "Ennada aachu? Nethu night la irundhu paathuttu irken..jet lag...adhu ithunu saapda kooda illa. Ipavum enna paatha odane thala therichu odura? Enna velangadha vela paathuttu ipdi thiruttumuzhi muzhikra? Sollu!"

Ajay shrugged him off, "Itho paaru!!! Indha kuttram 23 la arun vijay heroine ah santhega pattu kurukurunu paapare!! Antha look lam Inga vidatha! Erkanave adivayathula puliya karaikudhu. Apram mennu muzhunguna matter lam kudalla irundhu thondaiku eri vaai vazhiya vaandhi eduthura poren!!"

Vijay twisted his face in disgust, "Chaa!! Monkey!! Monkey!! Ipotha sapten! Vaaya paaru!! Sariyaana naara vaai!! Neeyellam US la padichtu vandiruka nu sonna yaaraachum nambuvangula? Kaatueruma!!"

"Thank you!! Apram oru chinna Vela...naa ipo vandarren!!, Ajay quickly turned around intending to flee.

But Vijay was faster and his hand flashed out catching ajay by his collar as he twisted him around, "Enga nazhuva paakureenga Mr.Ajay? Vaai vazhiya endha karmathayo kakkurenniye pa!! Ipo kakku!!"

"Edhu??", Ajay's eyes bugged out of his head, "Ayyo anne!! Erkanave kaalaila irundu pichu pudingittu pogudhu!! Pora pokkula enaku trips etha vendi varum nu ninakren."

Vijay was puzzled, "Dei!! Puriyara mathiri pesave maatiya? Un brain kum naakukum connection edachu cut airka? Naa enna kekren...nee enna olarra?"

"Ayyooo..... Anna dei!!! Diarrhoea da!! Diarrhoea!! Nijamave vayiru seri illa. Athan moola konja non-sync la oduthu."

Vijay took his hands off him as if he was burnt and looked nauseous, "Pisaasu!! Pisaasu!! Athukutha indha aatama? Modallaye solla vendiyathuthane? Adha vitutu vaandhi bethi nu...chaa!! Kalailaye kadupethraane!!", he slapped his forehead annoyed.

Ajay looked at him warily, "Apo naa pogatuma?"

"Poi thola!!"

"Ingayeva?", Ajay couldn't resist saying it.

Vijay growled at him, "Unnayellam pethangala senjaangala? Ketta vaartha solradhuku munna odiru."

Ajay ran away chuckling, "Nee ya volunteer ah vandu sikkuna. Naa enna pannatum?"

Vijay turned away muttering, "Adacha!! Modalla poi indha kaadha waterwash pannanum"

Ajay closed the door to his bedroom and turned around sighing in relief, "Periya James Bond nu ninappu!! Enna pannalum kandu pudicharraane!! Ivanta irundhu epdi thappika??....ayyoo...nijamave vayitha peratuthe!!...bayathula janni tha varum... diarrhoea vuma varum?", he ran to the bathroom hurriedly.

Meanwhile, Vijay went in search of kaveri to the outhouse, but he only found Ganga at the front doing household chores.

"Ava apove hospital poitanga", ganga said.