[Chatroom has been inactive for 6 hours]
[Tony Stark is online]
[Bae(Pepper) is online]
[Capsicle is online]
[Hammer guy is online]
[Science Bro! is online]
Tony Stark: How are you guys doing? That hurt a little *winces*
Bae(Pepper): Come on, Tony, you shouldn't fly straight into an explosion
Tony Stark: I always do that -_-
Capsicle: Clint and Natasha are in the infirmary, Natasha has a slash in her arm and a bullet wound and losing blood... Clint is injured too from a two bullet wounds that was meant for Natasha.
Hammer guy: That's most unfortunate, are they alright?
Capsicle: They should be...
Tony Stark: JARVIS?
[Sir, Agent Romanoff and Barton are indeed doing quite well and are talking in their beds]
Tony Stark: ^_^ We've got work to do, team. Something like spying on my OTP. HEHEHEHEHE
Bae(Pepper): God help me
Capsicle: Ahhhh my forehead hurts and I feel so cold! Is that my life flashing past my eyes? Tooooony, I'm dying
Tony Stark: -_- Cap, you're the fastest to recover among all of us.
Hammer guy: What is this work you speak of, Anthony?
Tony Stark: We sneak in and get some Clintasha moments to satisfy our inner fanboys! Also, call me Tony
Capsicle: Spying on spies...Tony you are a genius
Tony Stark: *smirks* Oh trust me I heard that many times
Hammer guy: I feel like this 'work' is going to end up badly, Man of Iron.
Tony Stark: *rolls eyes* We'll be fiiiine! Pfffft
Tony Stark: I'll probably end up being found out and facing the fury of Clintasha, but I can just blame the others!
Capsicle: ...
Shakespeare in the park: ...
Tony Stark: Hehehehehehe oppsie daises i said that loud?
Capsicle: I am willing to risk my life and safety to watch Clintasha!
Hammer guy: I'll follow the lead of the Captain of America!
Tony Stark: -.- Why not follow the lead of the Man of Iron? Odinson of Thor?
Shakespeare in the park: We'll set off now!
Tony Stark: J activate voice command
[Yes sir]
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Thor, Tony and Steve crept slowly towards the infirmary, Tony with his bandages still dangling and everyone of them had a face that said: I-am-ready-to-die-my-will-is-in-under-my-bed. They were walking slowly, wind blowing against their faces and hair while dramatic music played in the distance and each step they took was heavy and filled with purpose.
"Sir, may i stop the music and turn off the fan?" A British voice asked, and it was none other than JARVIS. Always so dramatic. He thought resignedly.
"And may I suggest that you quicken your pace?" He asked again politely, if he could roll his eyes he would.
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[Hello readers this is your friendly neighborhood genius A.I JARVIS bringing you the exciting commentary of the Avengers being 5 year old children and spying on their OTP which have the 87.777% chance of getting caught and murdered horrifyingly! Enjoy]
Tony Stark:*whispers* I think I see them
Capsicle: *w* Yah there they are!
Hammer guy: HE-MFFFDERES
[Mr Odinson is muffled by an annoyed Tony]
Tony Stark:*w* Hammer your voice would wake everyone up!
Hammer guy: *w* Sorry
Capsicle: *w* Shhhhh I see something!
[The world mightiest heroes are now crouching around the translucent door of the infirmary, behold]
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Through the translucent door was the vague silhouette of a woman and man and they were sitting very close. JARVIS swore he heard some of the boys' heart explode. They couldn't help but scoot nearer to the entrance and had such wide grins that it was almost idiotic.
Clint and Natasha were sitting side by side, leaning against each other and they seemed like they were talking. Tony swore quietly before reaching into his pocket, pulling out a suspicious shiny thumb drive-looking thing with two earphones dangling. Steve tilted his head curiously as Stark put one end of the thumb-drive thing on the glass, and surprisingly it stuck.
Tony grinned at the two bewildered men and handed one side of the earpiece to Steve and the other to Thor, pulling out another one and putting the earphones on with a smirk. Put it on and hear the magic He mouthed.
They complied and suddenly the familiar voices of Natasha and Clint was in the earphones, so clear as if they were just talking beside them.
"Clint, are you feeling better?"
"I'm fine Tasha, this isn't the first time,"
Silence.
"Don't do that again. You're starting to act reckless, almost like you have a death wish," The assassin muttered, and they could hear the hesitation in her words.
"Yeah. Yes. I don't mean to," Clint replied. Short and simple, not what Natasha was looking for.
The spying team at the door tensed as sounds of footsteps echoed...
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TADA! I really really suck at updating, yes I know. I'm a horrible human being. BUT ANYYYYYWAY, here this is and hope you enjoyed it! I'll get the next part up by next week latest? I might change the format a bit but it's still easy to read :) Thanks and please vote if you liked this! Also some comments will always cheer me up :D
See ya later muffins <3
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