After waking up from a nice nap in the middle of Antartica, I took a moment to stretch while glancing at the dude I had interrogated, only to see he had frozen to death; his skin was all blue, and most of his body was frozen.
"C'mon, you couldn't survive even a single night? It's not even cold. Freezing Hell is worse than this, and that place still isn't cold." Remarked Diddy in disappointment as he kicked Mr. Molecule's corpse, causing his brittle body to snap in half while he just clicked his tongue.
Leaving the corpse alone, I leaped into the air and went down south, heading right for North America; I had to admit, being able to tell north from the south without relying on a log pose was very nice. Also, while I'm not certain, I'm pretty sure Earth, or at least this Earth, is smaller than the world I came from, considering how long it took me to get from New York to Antarctica.
"Although I'm pretty confident my world is like at least 90% water, hardly any land compared to Earth." Muttered Diddy lightly as he left the ocean behind and arrived over Canada, though the ground was nothing but blur with how fast he was moving.
A couple more minutes later, I finally arrived in the US, prompting me to head more east since that's where the Whitehouse would be; however, since I didn't know exactly where it was relative to my location, I was required to make a few stops along the way and ask some people for directions.
"Hey, which way is the Whitehouse?" Asked Diddy as he fell out of the air and violently landed on the ground in the middle of the cult's ritual session.
"KIll!" "Kill!" "Kill!" Yelled the numerous people wearing white robes with pointy hats as they unholstered their weapons and shot at Diddy, while a few even used their Quirks to attack him.
Titling my head in confusion since this group of people seemed a little familiar, though, in the end, I didn't care enough, so I just raised my finger and zapped them with lightning, causing their charred corpses to collapse onto the ground.
"Which way is the White House?" Asked Diddy as he shifted his focus to the man tied to a burning cross.
Once I got my information, I leaped back into the air and headed in the correct direction, leaving the man behind while he yelled for my help, though I just ignored him.
"Hmm, what was that group called? I could've sworn they started with a K... Maybe it was a C?" Muttered Diddy with a thoughtful expression as he rubbed his chin while propelling himself through the sky with geppo.
After returning empty on that group of white clothes people, I spent the next few minutes flying through the air before I finally saw my destination in the distance, causing me to smile.
"Hehe, finally." Muttered Diddy with a smirk as he eyed the heavily fortified Whitehouse, causing him to chuckle as he darted right for it.
Crashing into the backyard of the Whitehouse, I instantly alerted the entire compound as I heard sirens blaring, followed by several snipers pointing at me from various directions. Exiting the small crater, I clapped my hands, creating a shockwave that dispersed all the dust, and even from a distance, I could sense all the snipers visibly flinch at my presence, though even when faced with an unimaginable opponent, they were trained soldiers and promptly fired at me.
With a sound that didn't resemble a gunshot, I felt several metal objects speedily shoot through the air at incredible speed before smashing right into my body, causing me to slightly furrow my brows as I gazed at the spots where they hit me.
"Huh, I wasn't expecting that... Those actually hurt a little." Muttered Diddy lightly as he rubbed his side before bending down and picking up the small metallic object, which had become smushed from smashing against his body.

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One Piece: Chaos Kong Part 2
FanfictionMeet Jason, soon to be a widely known infamous pirate called Diddy D. Kong, but before we get that far, let's rewind time a few hours. Jason was just your everyday man, maybe not every day, as he was a large man covered in muscles, infatuated with t...