(HxH) And They Were Roommates

5: Listen here pal, i speak for the trees.

Eat food, drink water, and get 5+ hours of sleep today or I'll continue playing FTF constantly instead of writing or sleeping.

"Hey, so you know how you have your own room?" You mentioned passive aggressively, glancing over at Phinks, "How about you go there?"

"It's Shal's today, actually." Phinks corrected, sitting at the foot of your bed. Watching you organize your desk. A task you had been putting off for far too long.

Out of the three of them, you saw Phinks the most. Shalnark rather often as well. And Feitan out of the corner of your eye once at two am.

Phinks followed you practically everywhere but work. Going for a walk? He was there. To the store? There. To shower? Luckily not but joked about it once.

"Hey, what's this?" Phinks asked grabbing what was very clearly your wallet off your dresser. Flipping through it.

"Not yours dumbass," You moved to take it from him but he pulled back. Still snooping through it.

"Annoyed, Doll?" He asked, a grin on his face. Stepping closer.

You didn't try to hide your disdain.

"Give it back."

"Why don't you take it from me?" Phinks laughed, dangling the wallet above your head, just out of reach.

"I'm not jumping for it." You crossed your arms.

"Then you're not getting it." He replied, staring down at you. Only a few inches away.

"Yeah let's see how long you stand like that, before your arm gets tired."

"I could always toss it out the window," He threatened, "Make you go fetch it."

"Oh you fucking bastar-"

"I'd be careful what you say," The smug grin on his face never left as he taunted you more, "I'll burn this here and now."

Rolling your eyes, you grumbled words that would get tagged out on Roblox—which is almost every word—under your breath. Reluctantly asking "Can I please have my wallet back?"

"Hmm," Phinks hummed, pretending to think for a moment, before happily replying, "No."

"Oh go fuck yourself you little-"

"Phinks, play nice." Shalnark laughed, sitting at the windowsill. Which was weird because you never saw him enter the room.

Taking notes from Feitan, apparently.

"Oh, you always try and ruin my fun-"

While Phinks was distracted with Shalnark, you attempted to jump up and snatch your wallet out of his hand.

This, of course, failed.

He quickly pulled his hand away, laughing at your misery. His other hand moving to ruffle your hair. "Nice try, Doll."

"Fuck you." You grumbled, swatting his hand away.

"Phinks, give them their stuff back." Shal slipped off the windowsill—you noticed he liked sitting where he wasn't supposed to—moving towards the two of you, "Don't want them to evict us, right?"