I'm so FRAKIN graham cracker
Don't look tat up
I just got back from the mall
I got a beanie
And it says
#mybad
Oh lord
The dog
She's back
No
Stop licking me
You know what you did
No
I need to poop
Btw
Mashed potato u know who u r
When me and AQUAFINA get a hangout room
Should we make
A friendship corner
With a coffee table
And print out emails we sent each other
Ya I think we should
My bday is next week
I'm HAVIN a 2day sleepover
The second day is my bday
And I'm going to force my
Friends to watch PLL
That night
OMG I forgot
PLL 6x7 is on tonight
I know who Charles is btw
Hahaaaaaaaaaa
It's not surprising tho
Now I'm stalking my sister
She is watching
Danisnotonfire
WOW AQUAFINA WOW
deeeeepppparrrkkkkkkk
OMG I rlly need to poop
I can share my pants and make my aunt mad
Darn
Can't do it now
Or I can blame it on the demon dog
Hanna
She scares meh
She looks like an anorexic
Budder retriever
Which Is exactly what she is
#dogshavetobefatandfluffy
did u guys see
Onision came out
That's rlly disappointing tho
Because I'm a Christian, I don't like that
But
It is sad because he isn't being accepted
Wow
This chapter got rlly sad rlly fast
Like my toilet
How come
I still haven't pooped yet
I wonder what color poop is
Like its brown
But what if our
Eyes are just
Deceiving us
What if its purple
Gosh
That would probably smell
Like lavender
OMG
I'm eating german nuts
(Insert THATS what she said joke)
They amazing!
Mix cinnamon
Vanilla
Water
And sugar
Mix it harder than your underwear in the dryer on a Saturday evening
Then coat deez nuts
Gadee
In the mixture and bake it
Or Bach it
Bach is better
I like piano
Wanna hear
Oh wait
This is a book
OMG now I'm about to poop
Brb
I'm pooping now
Such relief
Much doge
Wow
So many stairs
OMG the demon dog is following me
Wow it smells good in here
Besides my poop
Why demon doge
Why
My stomach hurts
I just ate a taco
Anyone else been to
Chuys
Its guud
Owe
I have a bruise
Must poke
OW IT BURNS THE PAIN
I want to play tennis today
But I have to wait until
My cousin gets back
I'm still on the toilet
Writing this book
My thighs look like pears
Yes
Pears
This chapter is long
Like a hot dog
I want a hot dog now
Dang I just ate
It is so cold in here
😂
These are so random
Why
Why
Why must I write these
But we all ask ourselves
Why not?
I have a joke
What's the Spanish version of Wifi?
.
.
.
Porque Fi
(•_•)
I hope that wasn't racist
Anyways
Bye
Adios
